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>greatest
>3
lol have sex granpa

Or PURE DENIER! Easy double inc this week at the min! No sellers, Low Cap, GET THE STRAP

This is the bottom right guys?

Don't believe that nonsense. Have some sips and get your mind right.

https://youtu.be/33U8yaFdZiI

>>10544456
31yo boomer life is love desu

How to make it as a neet crypto trader and avoid a job

>Feign an undiagnosed mental illness such as being a recluse
>Be likeable and interact with them, but not too often
>every now and then talk ambitiously about your future goals if relevant
>don't talk about crypto but a two or three times a week
>don't make them feel old
>stay in great shape
>Don't be too available, say "I can't I'm waiting on a trade to setup" or "I can, but I need to be at my computer at 3:30pm Buenos Aires time" for example
>Share some victories and at times some defeats (very important to be viewed as genuine!)
>On the rare occasion pay for their dinner even if you're rekt and really would rather not
>Buy gifts for close family members that cost over $100 (showing strength even if weak!)

Do this and you'll keep them off your back about getting a job as you'll be seen as successful, even if you're not (yet!)

>>10405927

>>10370738
>Ur a boomer
Ultimate compliment.

When will Trump crash the stock market already? I'm tired of waiting.