/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54418664
That stack, it's beautiful

what do you do to fund your crypto habit, fellow wage-slaves? i’m a behavioral therapist for autistic children.

I have 2k to invest in something on Coinbase. What’s the next thing to moon or is the whole market going to tank in the coming weeks?

>Set a buy order for $500 worth of AMC
>It buys at $11
>Check the prices
>It never even reached $11 on opening before crashing down to $9.80 instantly
What a fucking scam. Fuck Robinhood, and fuck trusting any auto system to not screw you over.

are the good bois finally gonna make it?

>>27553166
Hey thats actually a pretty good take, the cool thing about the price being low is that moonboys are gone and discussions are fruitful

>>27356284
Smooth brains.

>>26978923
God, I hope so.

>>26876870
turn your depression and blackpill into anger and HOLD that anger fren. send your rage as energy to our biz bros holding gme

>>26625974
Okay but seriously, will I be able to put in more cash by tomorrow or should I send robinhood support emails and beg them to let me add cash asap?
>>26626097
This is a unique moment because in this case the retarded masses wildly falling for it is helping it. All they know is that if they throw money into it it'll be worth 10x more within a few days, and that they should NEVER sell until Friday. These facts combined means that millions of people will just be blindly fueling the war machine until at least friday making it grow because they assume it'll grow. This also means we have a definite time frame to farm it, since we know the retards will be pulling out on Friday.

>>26585507
PARABOLIC

fuck kikes
fuck the SEC jannies

>>26556218
>Try out stocks myself
>Make a slow but steady amount of cash
>Go on /biz/ to get better advice and to "hit it big"
>OOOGA BOOGA GO BUY LINK GO BUY BITCOIN OOGA BOOGA
>Do it
>Instantly goes down
Meanwhile if I went on Reddit I would've probably made a few grand from buying GME. In an alternate universe I'm probably crying tears of joy at the thought of being able to instantly buy a house. Instead I'm here.

Should I buy one Ethereum or should I wait until it drops again? I can't tell if the big spike that hit it recently is going to continue or if it's about to crash.

Does anyone?
Like let's be real we're all just stumbling through life trying not to crash and burn.

What's the fast way to make 10k?
I want to pay someone to torture me on camera for a fetish and need the money...

>>12364464
>tfw boomer dad has wallstreet job on the exchange
Welp ill enjoy having a home while it lasted
hope those indians enjoy his spot