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>>26459996
>cold mornings
>have to scrape ice off car
>late to work by a few mins every time it's icy
>get told off each time
>still can't be arsed to wake up any earlier
who gives a fuck if I'm late by a few mins anyways, I still get more work done than the boomers do
I make sure to spend at the very least 40 mins a day taking a shit just out of spite