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Its time to give you guys the rundown

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>>26140267
>implying he wanted this
>implying the Bogs didn't coerce him into a relationship with this creature, who is one of their genetic cloning experiments
>implying bezos isn't 99% bogdabots at this point

he's a useful figurehead for them, but the moment he steps out of line the female bog clone will psychically-activate the bogdabots in his bloodstream and have them start slowly devouring his internal organs cell-by-cell

i would not envy bezos even with all his wealth

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