/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54050751
buying real stuff doesn't take your money out you fucking retard. it goes from one bank to another.
There can't be a global bank run unless everyone withdraw cash.
Which would be pretty retarded, who wants to custody 100k under his mattress? thieves would have their best year.
and if you have 2k on your account lmaooooo
You'll withdraw it, spend it next month, gone to another bank.
Anyway, kys kikes.
A real bank collapse would be dramatic, not only for depositors, but for society as a whole. Even losers neets like you would lose their gibs and have no other alternative than starving or working for 5$ a day
>>54050672
these faggots are poor as fuck and jelly. They're getting their monthly dopamine acting like this

Dear fellow GME stockholders,
I am emboldened by the events today. With FedEx's admittance of incoming global recession, the first (?) domino has fallen. A dramatic one trade day 21% drop in value is simply the beginning. It's taken time for us to get to this point, but the checklist laid out nearly two years ago is steadily checking out agianst reality. All is according to plan. The shills have kicked and screamed the entire way, and trust me they'll be screaming and kicking a lot more before they hit the pavement. A toast: to the gamers.

>>30068901
based

>>29773222
checked

>>29675482
congrats fren, i am 250 in the green.

WISHING A HAPPY MONDAY TO ALL MY BITFAM AND BARFBOYS

EHEM YES, BASED DEPARTMENT

*sips drink*
>I will never sell below $10000
>I will never sell below $5000
>I will never sell below $3000
>I will never sell below $2000
>I will never sell below $1000
>I will never sell below $900
>I will never sell below $700
>I will never sell below $500
>I will never sell below $400
>I will never sell below $300
>I will never sell below $200
>I will never sell below $100
>I will never sell below $90
>I will never sell below $80
>I will never sell below $70
>I will never sell below $60
>I will never sell below $50
>I will never sell below $40
CHADS ARE NOW HERE
>I will never sell below $30
>I will never sell below $20
>I will never sell below $10
>I will never sell below $5
>I will never sell below $1
>I will never sell below $0

>>29157844

EHEM YES, BASED DEPARTMENT

*sips drink*
>I will never sell below $10000
>I will never sell below $5000
>I will never sell below $3000
>I will never sell below $2000
>I will never sell below $1000
>I will never sell below $900
>I will never sell below $700
>I will never sell below $500
>I will never sell below $400
>I will never sell below $300
>I will never sell below $200
>I will never sell below $100
>I will never sell below $90
>I will never sell below $80
>I will never sell below $70
>I will never sell below $60
>I will never sell below $50
>I will never sell below $40
CHADS ARE NOW HERE
>I will never sell below $30
>I will never sell below $20
>I will never sell below $10
>I will never sell below $5
>I will never sell below $1
>I will never sell below $0

BITF BFARF

>>28950815
BFARF is still under 5 USD (but for how long??)

Ended the day green (+1%)

>>28768834
I was at one time but got sick of how boring the ASX is. I sold everything and moved to the US market and immediately, IMMEDIATELY started making massive returns. Like 5 figures a week sometimes. Yeah the ASX is fine for a retirement portfolio, infact it's the best that I know of. Our dividends are incredible. Apart from that it's useless.

>Futures
yep, I think we're back

WEAK HANDS GOT SHOOK THIS MORNING
TIME TO MAKE SOME MONEY BOYS

>>28464333
Based dark pool anon and based digits

Last chance to get weed cheapies

>>28365196
>Probably not worth setting anything up unless you are 7figures
This is why I'm asking

>up 7.9% today
>markets not even up 0.5%

>>28195610
>tfw up almost 5% already

>>28147850
I just had the same thought bro. I made $10K today. Last week I made about 20. The week before that I made another 10 even though the market was red. We've truly entered a new age and I think I might actually make it. If the market crashes, then I'll short it. I've passed the learning curve, boys .
>We are ALL gonna make it.