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Retail short baggies should be sucking this man off. He is trying to make sure the short selling Ponzi scheme you got suckered into doesn’t bankrupt you because, like a retard, you took on infinite leverage. I honestly can’t believe the government is stepping in to save you. You deserve to lose it all, but the nanny state can’t have a ton of retards who are millions in debt on a 5k bet. Not good for national stability. At least the criminals that were behind the whole scheme will go to jail like Madoff. That’s some consolation.

Shills fear the plan administrator.

Shills fear the plan administrator