/biz/ - Business & Finance

My gut feeling says we'll pump nonstop to 70-80k just before the halving (which is coincidental with the etf announcement) and then we'll dump hard to oblivion.

I used to pay $2000/mo for a dedicated RPC server because I didn't want to wait 2s longer compared to the public one

My portfolio was 1.2mil
Now it is 90k

I have 0.1 BTC

I just put my entire networth into something called Tate coin

>"Jobs are just cattle ranches and the boss is the rancher" - me, 2023

>>54732395
I quit fucking your mom for a week, but i will be at her place tomorrow. So yeah, it will start all over again.

I spray paint swastikas on government building walls at night so the fbi will focus on right wing terrorism. If the neo nazis don't do it, someone else has to.

How do I profit from this?

Ii tricked my dad into depression and put him in the MAIDs program and now I am inheriting his house.

it was me

My parents own a lake home and a ski home but thats all we do in the winter and summer is jet ski and hill ski, my friends dad has a ptivate jet and they go to their vacation home in europe. We only go to europe for a few weeks a year. My allowance is a lot lower than his too. I only get 7k a month to spend. Why couldnt my parents be richer. I can't afford to go to some of the vacations he does that cost 10k a night. How do i cope?

And i havent washed that finger in a wink and it still stinks like stinky pink and brown town. Damn.. i might of gotten a lot of flavor under the finger nails too. Mmm deliciousness. I smell my finger every 5 minutes mmmmmmm

>be me
>take profit
>don't know if it will keep going down
>buy back in
>line goes down
>lose all the profit anyways

I should have just holded

>sell my dog bat stack for 100m then buy a ranch and hire people to bring back beautiful females to my ranch where i make romantic fuck and suck to their holes

>your mom is passed out
>a man offers you 500 million dollars to bite her clit off
>she wont wake up for a few hours and she wont recall what happened

What do you do?
>cash is sent to your bank account or crypto legit no questions or refunds.

Females owe me mating rights

Females owe me sex.

I lay in my bed all day watching tv or on my phone. I dont jerk off in bed because I jerk off into the toilet like a pro, just sit on the toilet and jerk off then cum directly into the bowl. I used to jerk off into socks like a retard and then i used toilet paper like a noob but now i feed the sewer gators my extract directly using the toilet. Thank you for reading todays blog post. See you tomorrow.

How do you score 16 yo pussy? Its legal meat in my country so quit your belly aching >:)

Im going to win the lottery and move to japan or korea and then visit the brothel every week and then eat some really good asian food and i might get drunk and I might piss myself on the subway.. im going to be that foreigner

You are all a figment in my imagination, only I exist for real. At best you are subconscious characters I created to make my world feel real. I am probably already dead, I exist in between life and death.

This society is too corrupt, too incompetent, and too evil to continue to exist. It has to collapse sooner or later. It's a law of nature.

>>52998516
careful what you say "anon"

Fuck jannies