/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://youtu.be/3ofk8ff5mbU

GOOD EVENING, USHIROMIYA BAAAAAAATTLEEEEEEER ! It is I (warawa), the Golden Witch BEATORICIE, have come to make a GREAT ANNOUNCEMENT.

BEHOLD, the BEATOCOIN ! It has come to my attention that the lowly "human" cryptocurrencies... have fallen beneath the floor and cut into pieces, in other words - FAILED... but I assure you that this is different. I will say it in red:

*SHWING*
>>>/b/eatocoin+is+cryptomagicurrency+which+is+superior+to+all+cryptocurrencies

KYAH-HAH-AHAHA-HAHAHA *cackle*

HOW'S THAT, BATOOORA? Cryptocurrencies are all about risk, and because the strength of magic is determined by risk, BEATOCOIN will surely rise! Can you even imagine the current value of 1 Beatocoin? It is worth its weight in gold, 1 ingot gold bar! *cackle* *cackle* Kuhihihihihii, kuhyahyahahhyaahhaaaaaaaahhhaah ! ahahaha.wav

BEATOCOIN (also known as Witchcoin or Ougoncoin), can be used in ALL fragments, and is not limited to the Golden Land. INVEST in Beatocoin ! This is your chance - there is no better time ! AHIYAHAYAHAYAHHAA

>B-but Beatoricie-sama, cryptomagic isn't real!
*cackle* Foolish Battora, it will take a 100 years to teach YOU the wonderfulness of blockchain, and a 1000 years to explain the magic behind it !

>BUT WILL THIS CRASH BITCOIN? HOW ABOUT ETHEREUM? No good, NO GOOD AT ALL! UOOOOOOOOOOOOH
*cackle* AHIYAHAHA, didn't YOU humans already did that to yourselves! Invest in Beatocoin, for it is not bound to the laws of "human" taxes !

>I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IN CRYPTOMAGICURRENCY IT IS SIMPLY TOO CONVENIENT
*cackle* You say that, however your uncle, Krauss took no time at all to buy Beatocoin. He even got another bank loan, along the entire Rokkenjima island as collateral all for the sake of a single miracle. This may be his best money making decision of his life ! *cackle*

>BUT BEATO-
SILENCE! You are furniture ! Got it? FURNITURE. KYAH-AHIYAHAAHH ! Do you think you can make it ? No, but with BEATOCOIN you will!

BUY BUY BUY

>>26697984
WTF I'M A BEATOCOINBRO NOW

>>26528934
keyed 07th
>>26529110
>>26529280
make more /biz/ 07th shitposts. They're pretty effective.

GOOD EVENING, USHIROMIYA BAAAAAAATTLEEEEEEER ! It is I (warawa), the Golden Witch BEATORICIE, have come to make a GREAT ANNOUNCEMENT.

BEHOLD, the BEATOCOIN ! It has come to my attention that the lowly "human" cryptocurrencies... have fallen beneath the floor and cut into pieces, in other words - FAILED... but I assure you that this is different. I will say it in red:

*SHWING*
>>>/b/eatocoin+is+cryptomagicurrency+which+is+superior+to+all+cryptocurrencies

KYAH-HAH-AHAHA-HAHAHA *cackle*

HOW'S THAT, BATOOORA? Cryptocurrencies are all about risk, and because the strength of magic is determined by risk, BEATOCOIN will surely rise! Can you even imagine the current value of 1 Beatocoin? It is worth its weight in gold, 1 ingot gold bar! *cackle* *cackle* Kuhihihihihii, kuhyahyahahhyaahhaaaaaaaahhhaah ! ahahaha.wav

BEATOCOIN (also known as Witchcoin or Ougoncoin), can be used in ALL fragments, and is not limited to the Golden Land. INVEST in Beatocoin ! This is your chance - there is no better time ! AHIYAHAYAHAYAHHAA

>B-but Beatoricie-sama, cryptomagic isn't real!
*cackle* Foolish Battora, it will take a 100 years to teach YOU the wonderfulness of blockchain, and a 1000 years to explain the magic behind it !

>BUT WILL THIS CRASH BITCOIN? HOW ABOUT ETHEREUM? No good, NO GOOD AT ALL! UOOOOOOOOOOOOH
*cackle* AHIYAHAHA, didn't YOU humans already did that to yourselves! Invest in Beatocoin, for it is not bound to the laws of "human" taxes !

>I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IN CRYPTOMAGICURRENCY IT IS SIMPLY TOO CONVENIENT
*cackle* You say that, however your uncle, Krauss took no time at all to buy Beatocoin. He even got another bank loan, along the entire Rokkenjima island as collateral all for the sake of a single miracle. This may be his best money making decision of his life ! *cackle*

>BUT BEATO-
SILENCE! You are furniture ! Got it? FURNITURE. KYAH-AHIYAHAAHH ! Do you think you can make it ? No, but with BEATOCOIN you will!

https://youtu.be/3ofk8ff5mbU

GOOD EVENING, USHIROMIYA BAAAAAAATTLEEEEEEER ! It is I (warawa), the Golden Witch BEATORICIE, have come to make a GREAT ANNOUNCEMENT.

BEHOLD, the BEATOCOIN ! It has come to my attention that the lowly "human" cryptocurrencies... have fallen beneath the floor and cut into pieces, in other words - FAILED... but I assure you that this is different. I will say it in red:

*SHWING*
>>>/b/eatocoin+is+cryptomagicurrency+which+is+superior+to+all+cryptocurrencies

KYAH-HAH-AHAHA-HAHAHA *cackle*

HOW'S THAT, BATOOORA? Cryptocurrencies are all about risk, and because the strength of magic is determined by risk, BEATOCOIN will surely rise! Can you even imagine the current value of 1 Beatocoin? It is worth its weight in gold, 1 ingot gold bar! *cackle* *cackle* Kuhihihihihii, kuhyahyahahhyaahhaaaaaaaahhhaah ! ahahaha.wav

BEATOCOIN (also known as Witchcoin or Ougoncoin), can be used in ALL fragments, and is not limited to the Golden Land. INVEST in Beatocoin ! This is your chance - there is no better time ! AHIYAHAYAHAYAHHAA

>B-but Beatoricie-sama, cryptomagic isn't real!
*cackle* Foolish Battora, it will take a 100 years to teach YOU the wonderfulness of blockchain, and a 1000 years to explain the magic behind it !

>BUT WILL THIS CRASH BITCOIN? HOW ABOUT ETHEREUM? No good, NO GOOD AT ALL! UOOOOOOOOOOOOH
*cackle* AHIYAHAHA, didn't YOU humans already did that to yourselves! Invest in Beatocoin, for it is not bound to the laws of "human" taxes !

>I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IN CRYPTOMAGICURRENCY IT IS SIMPLY TOO CONVENIENT
*cackle* You say that, however your uncle, Krauss took no time at all to buy Beatocoin. He even got another bank loan, along the entire Rokkenjima island as collateral all for the sake of a single miracle. This may be his best money making decision of his life ! *cackle*

>BUT BEATO-
SILENCE! You are furniture ! Got it? FURNITURE. KYAH-AHIYAHAAHH ! Do you think you can make it ? No, but with BEATOCOIN you will!