/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19556597
>he thinks his parents would come to his funeral

>>19540044
i already told you all that shit doesnt matter. this is what happened in the mind of a retail investor:
>AAL pumped 40% holy shit I missed it!
>what other airline didnt pump on thursday?
>BA only went up like 5% thursday? im putting my life savings in this shit!

>>19477394
>that boomer who leaves the room during a break in the meeting and you can hear him beating his wife in the background

>>19355800
the correction happened in March. markets dumped nearly 40%. you didnt miss it did you? oh well the next correction will happen in another 20 years maybe you wont miss that one.

>>19200079
>he says NUMI is a P&D scam
>shills SHRM which is also a P&D scam
based retard

>>19090325
imagine looking at this chart and thinking "yes I want to buy this"

>mfw a based german watching burgers and leafs argue about whose country is better
pathetic lmao

>>19060106
>imagine hover-handing your twin sister

>The autism of INTJ without the rational objective mind

>>18936291
NO. MENTION. OF. MICROSOFT.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>He shorted oil when it was
>NEGATIVE
>THIRTY
>DOLLARS

in b4 tomorrow's dump.

>>18812973

>look at this meaningless squiggly line I drew on Microsoft Paint to denote literally nothing other than the fact that I don't want to acknowledge the fact that I'm more Nazi than any other modern political sect in the United States

see >>18813007

>>18747038
>ideological beliefs
>he is a proud ideologue
ngmi

>>18739855
so let me get this straight. OP got $700k and posted this thread to ask for advice as he is a retard and you somehow thought it was a good idea to ask him for advice? why? what was your thought process here?

reminder to all bears: STOCKS. ONLY. GO. UP.

>>18694217
>literally takes a pic of someone's portfolio for reddit wallstreetbets

>>18515329
>ignores the total loss posts
you don't really think you're going to be one of the few who see these kinds of gains, do you?

>>18508337
what kind of zip-zooha mumbo-jumbo bullshit is this?

threadly reminder to laugh at oilfags. they actually thought the oil cuts weren't priced in.

>>18461613

>Democrats are unironically states-righters railing against Lincoln right now because the Orange Man

>>18392887

>Bought a shitbox in literally THE hottest housing market in the United States right before a recession

>Uncle is trying to drop his bags on you before an obvious dip in housing values

>>18356178
>I am going to assume you know literally nothing about taxes since you don't understand how they even work in your own country and think increasing marginal rates are "feudalism"

I'm not going to care about your opinion because I understand business, finance, and how to navigate optimal economic environments and don't buy into reddit tier dogma that only hurts my own upside.