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does she love me back

>>19798764
>tfw you're uncut but you wouldn't experience sex anyway unless you want to risk your peepee to liabilities such as genital warts, rape accusations, a lifetime commitment to a "bundle of joy" leaving you victim to the child support lottery system.
Life is a comedy.

>>11599863
>How do you cash out without the banks freezing your account?

Everyone keeps saying this, but why would it even happen?

You bought an investment that's been known to moon in the past several times over. It's perfectly legal and it's done through perfectly legal means by established companies like Coinbase. The bank accepts Coinbase tapping into your account for your initial purchases. These websites keep records of transactions, 100% above the board.

Is "they freeze your account" just one gigantic meme?

>2023
>everything is connected to the iota network
>fridge won't open
>"we're sorry, your fridge is on 48 hour lock down for hate crimes"
>you told someone it's ok to be white while standing next to your toaster
>your toaster reported you
>"an anti-racism task force has been dispatched to your location"
>must complete diversity counseling to unlock fridge
th-thanks iota

looks like the chinks were the good guys all along :^(

>>1918161
About 8 years ago I had about 1000 dollars in the bank and a couple loans to pay off, realizing that wasn't going to cut it, especially at .005% interest rates at banks. I spent 2 years reading online how index funds, stocks, and bonds work. I came to the conclusion that if you want a fair amount of income later in life, the best solution for low income people besides getting better paying jobs is to pay off all debt, and keep dept low (but still use credit cards to keep a history) and then start an index fund that follows the stock market. You put somewhere between 500-3000 dollars to start in, then automatically invest somewhere between 100-400 a month depending on your income. While you will not see much results for a couple years, the point is to start as early as possible so you can start gaining 5-9% per year and then leave it alone. If you are confident enough to use this for retirement you can assign it as a retirement account so you can write it off as a deductible on your taxes, but that can be unnecessary because some index funds are already tax efficient, like the Total Market Index Fund at Vanguard and you can keep it as a taxable account in case you need it. Make sure you have low debt before you invest, but still try to invest if you can in something simple. Once you have that going a while, you can continue your personal education and slowly invest in side projects (individual stocks) knowing that you still have your index funds on the side. Yes I do also have an emergency fund separate from everything else.