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>>58625815
I'm pretty sure RK isn't going to do that. It's more profitable to play with puts. He knows what he's doing so he either makes money or bags a bunch of shares. If I had more capital I'd probably do what he's trying to do but I'm no gambling man.

I'm not optimistic about the squeeze anymore but I'm holding out hope we do have a significant squeeze one day. My stack is probably too small for me to walk away with life-changing money, but if I do get a nice payday I'm going to hire a personal muscle mommy to squeeze my head between her thighs.

Berkshire Hathaway is 600k. For the sake of market stability, they won't let GME surpass that. I don't think they'll let the price break above 300k or so. I'll still be a multimillionaire, and plenty of people will be billionaires but you won't have people with sub 100 shares being trillionaires or anything silly like that.

With all my money, I'll pay a young muscle girl to squeeze my head between her meaty thighs every day. That'll be her job. She'll never have to worry about working a regular job again.