/biz/ - Business & Finance

I have to sell $1500 from my portfolio to pay tuition without taking out loans. Rest in peace my BST and JPM frens

>>12434092
DOBBER PLEASE NO MORE
Actually I have another funny autism story
>flirts with this girl at work
>she seems interested and occasionally touches my arm and smiles
>I previously knew her sister
>they look incredibly similar
>everyone mistakes her for her older sister
>incredibly sensitive about it
>calling her older sisters name is akin to shoving a knife up her vagina and twisting
>be me on Thursday
>working the same shift
>playful banter ensues
>manager comes over to talk to us
>tells us to stop talking and get back to work
Prepare your cringe shields holy fuck
>think i'm pretty smooth
>literally say
>it's not my fault (sister's name) wants to bear my children
>everything is wrong with that sentence
>both literally just walk away

Later that night I had to have a sit down talk with my general manager because I told an Irish exchange student he wasn't white and was a "potato nigger"
I'm going to kill myself
>>12434112
Same girl

haha edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previously on /smg/
>>12168628

>>11400579
>tfw I'm putting as much in as I can in each month to buy my parents house for them
>tfw they are the hardest working people I know but were terrible with money
>tfw I don't finish their mortgage for them they will never retire
That is the sole reason I'm putting anything in the stock market rn. I just want them to retire at 60 and garden and be happy

>>11129521
I know many degenerate homosexuals. They somehow continue to grow in number despite the inability to breed.
Many still snapchat me pictures of their summer homes
Many still send me pictures of them on the toilet
Many are wealthy... and horny...
Only God can predict where I end up now

>>10955922
The photographer is very talented

>>10937779

Liberal Steve Bannon Edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>10904231
>Steve Bannons liberal brother