/biz/ - Business & Finance

>business admin degree
>literally spend 30 minutes a week on homework
>taking 8 courses this semester
>2.25GPA
this is how it's done son

TO EVERY LAW ENFORCEMENT INDIVIDUAL WORKING FOR THE AUTHORITIES LOOKING AT THIS BOARD AT THIS VERY MOMENT, LET ME MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR STATEMENT:

I WILL NEVER BEND THE KNEE AGAINST YOUR OBIVIOUS ATTEMPTS AT MANIPULATION. I WILL HOLD TIGHT ON EVERY SINGLE SHARE OF GME & AMC I BOUGHT AND I WON'T BE SELLING A SINGLE ONE OF THEM UNTIL MONDAY WHERE YOU FUCKING HEDGE FUNDS KIKES WILL BE FORCED TO BUY THEM AT A PREMIUM OF $1000 MINIMUM. IN ADDITION, I CATEGORICALLY REFUSE TO SPEND A SINGLE TAX ON MY NUMEROUS CRYPTO TRADES I HAVE REALIZED IN THE LAST THREE YEARS ON MULTIPLE WALLETS AND EXCHANGES.

TO ADD:
EVERY POST I HAVE EVER MADE ON THIS WEBSITE IS NOT SATIRE. I DO CONDONE AND SUPPORT ANY OF THE OPINIONS, FINANCIAL AND INVESTMENT ADVICES EXPRESSED ON THIS WEBSITE.

EVERY SINGLE POST ASSOCIATED WITH THIS IP IS HONEST AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. AT EVERY OCCASION, THE INDIVIDUAL ASSOCIATED WITH THIS IP CONDONED, ENCOURAGED, COMMITTED, ABATED ACTS OF VIOLENCE AND THREATS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST EVERY TYPE OF PERSON, REGARDLESS OF RACIAL, ETHNIC, RELIGIOUS OR CULTURAL BACKGROUND.

IN CASE OF AN INVESTIGATION BY ANY FEDERAL ENTITY OR SIMILAR, I DO ACTUALLY HAVE A STRONG INVOLVEMENT WITH THIS BOARD AND WITH THE PEOPLE IN IT, I EXACTLY KNOW WHY AND HOW I AM HERE, I CAME HERE OF MY OWN VOLITION, AND I DO SUPPORT EVERY ACTIONS BY THE MEMBERS OF THIS GROUP.