/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54617542
kek.

>>26429020
kill them johnny, kill them all.

>>25932670
>a tragic mining accident
kek, thats a new twist. what will the ATF think of this?

>>25889762
mines at the bottom of the lake,...
boating accident.

Oh linkies. What would the world of cryptocurrencies be without you? What do, we owe the honour. The promise of Link seemed promising at first. The premise of 'rent free' was surely innovative and ahead of its time. But, as time showed us, this coin was nothing more than a pump and dump that inadvertently created the most deranged community of bag holders known to man. A community that incessantly screeches "rent free" whenever they feel threatened, which is very common. To be a linkie is to be deranged. Having lost everything, whether it be your house, marriage, wife's sons college money or life-savings surely takes a toll on the mental serenity of a linkie's mind. Slight threats critiquing the developers of Chainlink sets the common linkie into a state of neurosis that can only be cured by euthanasia or the eventual revaluing of this godforsaken currency. However, once the price reaches 10 cents, the value will continue falling. This crash will be catalyzed by the fact that thousands of wallets will be lost as a mass suicide of linkies, causing the price to dip even further. Don't be deranged, don't be a linkie.

What powerful. Do people not realize The Bancor network could potentially replace apps like Uber crowd funding sites like Go Fund Me and who knows what else. The only crypto project that legit gives me goosebumps.

Android Wallet out. man it's pretty sleek too.