/biz/ - Business & Finance

Tfw dad made quarter mill trading cyptos by gut feeling and ive been trying to trade forex with TA for 3+ years and ain't made shit

>>11139850
>22 years old with pilonidal cyst

>always do the opposite of what /biz/ says
so do I buy?

crypto is literally the only place where things can go down forever

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A JOB!?
IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO LIVE WITHOUT ONE AND NOBODY WILL HIRE ME!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Why did you choose 'company?'
CAUSE I WANT A JOB! I NEED MONEY FOR FOOD! WHY ELSE WOULD I WANT TO WORK HERE!? REEEE

So did the SEC thing happen?

crypto STILL doesn't go anything in the real world
>b-but what about this """partnership"""
literally nothing has been implemented anywhere
>b-but muh Bitcoin
nobody uses Bitcoin as a currency which is its only use
>b-but m-muh utility token
none of them do anything or if they do the platform they're used on is used by nobody
Crypto is still nothing but a bunch of useless shit

>shit like Pundi X moons like mad
>REQ falls out top 100
>LINK about to follow suit
this market is fucking retarded

>go to college anon that's how you'll get a good job :^)
>to many people looking for college trained positions
>look at trades
>jobs all over the place
>everybody's old
>nobody to replace them
>no debt
>no 4 years learning fluff
>apprenticeships usually pay
>can work anywhere
Why haven't you gone into a trade anon?
>hurr durr you'll die at 50
learn a trade that doesnt kill your body like locksmithing
>hurr durr robots
we're not at the level of automation necessary to make tradesmen obsolete yet and if you're not a dumbass you should be able to make enough money to combat that when it happens
face it, Trades > College now
anyone telling you to go to college is a faggot

>schools for trades all over the place
>none teach locksmithing
how the fuck do I become a locksmith?

WHO THE FUCK IS SATOSHI NAKAMOTO!?
HOW HAS THE AUTISM OF 4CHAN NOT FIGURED IT OUT IN A DECADE!?

>things going up
>NOPE LAWL BUTTCORN DOWN
>everything dies
>HEY BUTTCORN IS CHEAP
>everything dies some more
>repeat
I fucking hate Bitcoin

>REQ is in affiliation with ING, an actual monetary firm
>lel who cares
>OMG is in affiliation with a greasy fast food place
>BUY BUY BUY
this market is fucking stupid

>tfw only $35 worth
>tfw poorfag

>>3732097
>only $1
but I was promised a lambo!