/biz/ - Business & Finance

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My name is Scott Bateman. I am
twenty-six years old. I live in the American Garden
Buildings on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh
floor.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced portfolio, in a rigorous deflationary routine. In the
morning, if my bags are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my price alerts. I can buy a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a CoinMarketCap
stats and charts. In the shower, I use a
delta app, then a 4chan biz posts,
and on the face an exfoliating face app.
Then I apply an 10k Statera buy order which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an uniswap interface with little
or no slippage because slippage dries your bags out and makes
you lose some coins. Then Metamask, then an anti-phising eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" password..
There is an idea of a Scott Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our bags are probably
comparable: I am simply, BUYING, MORE.