/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28625855
>Guys just chilling on the subway. Waiting to go home to their girl
>disgusting whore jumps in their lap
>rightfully disgusted and pushes her away
>"Lol scared of pussy incels?"
Woman are a plague and will be a bane on you your entire life. Stop worshipping whores anon. Turn to god. Only Jesus will ever truly love you.

Okay guys, big brain options play time: Currently WKHS is decoupled from RIDE, but this is wrong since they are essentially the same company (WKHS owns 10% of RIDE, and if they do win any real contracts, they will manufacture those trucks in the RIDE factory).

So I just bought a ton of WKHS puts and RIDE calls. One of them basically must print.

Is this divine intellect, or is this a niggerlicious play?

By the holy powers delegated to me through the stochastic processes of the Universe, I hereby proclaim the first three letters, or the first explicit mention of a ticker symbol within the post if so present, to be the next pump target.

The post that shall be our prophet is >>26642103 , a distance of thirty thousand and one (30001) from the current OP post. Our Prophet, who has decided to assume the title of His Holiness The Grand Nigger of /biz/, is expected to appear in the next hour. Beware and repent heathens, for the Grand Nigger's message of prosperity is about to cleanse the poverty of this board.

>>18312856
it is, this came up when I was applying for a node