/biz/ - Business & Finance

>about to buy a 1 bedroom apartment
I feel sick. My parents had a 3 bedroom house at my age. I objectively did better than them in life and my childhood home is out of my price range.

Got charged with assault lads for defending myself against a drunk guy with a bottle. This country is a joke

what's the next meme moon. TELL ME NOW YOU FUCKERS I AM TIRED OF BEING A VIRGIN

ok biz, dont you fucking faggots sandbag me...what's the next PEPE? I know you fuckers are in secret chats and SOMEONE on here knows a token that I can get a quick 10x. Just help me out bro why the fuck not? WHATS THE NEXT PEPE?

>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Toshi.tools. The finance is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of cryptocurrency tools most of the tools will go over a typical degens's head. There's also Toshis's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The degens understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these tools, to realize that they're not just profitable- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Toshi.tools truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the pure hype in Toshis's existencial catchphrase LETS FUCKING GO which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Toshi Believer's's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Toshi.tools tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

When I am aping into shitcoins I usually don't research too much into the token itself but rather I judge the team behind the token. That's why I have a bag of tethies. The creators of Tethies are a group of seasoned degens and blockchain experts, backed by strategic advisors with additional expertise in finance, marketing, and business development, all committed to delivering a high-quality product and growing the Tethies ecosystem.

do you have a huge penis? this is important

do you have a huge penis? this is important

I need your help biz. I am poor and retarded. I begged my grandma to loan me $1k to gamble on shitcoins because I am a khv and I am so tired of life. I need you to give me a token that will turn my $1k into $5k so I can pay back my grandma and finally hire a hooker and experience the touch of a woman. No fucking scams or rugs please. I am desperate and this is my last chance at life.