/biz/ - Business & Finance

For the love of god shill something biz. Use good English and spam multiple threads so I know you’re legit
>use twitter you idiot
Yes I follow all the milady niggers and am familiar with crypto twitter but literally all of them missed bome
It says something when an entire cabal of people online 23 hours a day misses a 1000x.
Fml.

FUCKING MASS SHILL SOMETHING
EVERYTIME SOMEONE POSTS ALPHA JANNIES DELETE THE THREAD WHERE IS THE MASS SHILLING BAN EVADING CHADS????
LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED WAS HPOS IN 2023 AND FOR SOME REASON EVERYONE TOOK A BREAK FROM BIZ, I KNOW BECAUSE I SAW DOZENS OF COMMENTS SAYING THEY TOOK A BREAK FROM BIZ WHEN HPOS WAS SHILLED AND KICKING THEMSELVES FOR IT!!!!
NOW ALL THE HIGH ALPHA CHADS POST ONCE AND ONCE THE JANNIES DELETE THEIR THREADS THEY NEVER POST AGAIN, I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DONT POST WHY CANT A BUNCH OF INDIVIDUALS MASS SPAM ALPHA LIKE THEY USED TO IN 2021???? FUCK ALL JANNIES!!!!!!

TELL ME THE NEW 100X
I BROWSE TWITTER EVERY FUCKING DAY AND MISSED MOST OF THE GAINS MY HIGHEST GAINS WERE LAST YEAR THIS YEAR I HAVENT MADE A SINGLE X
COINS IVE HEARD ABOUT BUT MISSED
WIF UNDER 1 MILLION
PEPE UNDER 10 MILLION
BONK
RETARDIO
HARAMBE
BCAT
NATCAT
NODE MONKES
BITCOIN PUPPETS
ORDI

>launch coin
>dream of watching the buys roll in and everyone on twitter saying it’s hilarious and people changing their pfp to my memecoin before it goes to a few hundred million to a billion and everyone trying to figure out who the dev is and people become millionaires and people start making scam derivatives which goes to a few million and people celebrate and worship me
>no one buys

how do you cope with launching a coin and no one buying?
i genuinely wanted to help out biz and forever be known as big dick chad who turned them into millionaires

JUST SHILL ME A COIN THAT DOES 1 MILLION % GAIN OVER 10 YEARS LIKE BITCOIN THAT I CAN BUY FOR PENNIES AND SELL AT THE TOP HOW HARD IS THAT?

TWITTER WAS THE BEST SOURCE OF CRYPTO ALPHA ON THE PLANET AND ELON NIGGER KILLED IT