/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm in a weird place right now with finances and my future. First off, I fucking despise my job. It's easy, it's lucrative, it's a straight 40-hr-week desk job, but it requires me to be attentive and respond quickly to frequent small requests at all hours of the day, even though there is nothing to do 90% of the time. So I am just sort of wasting away at my desk (WFH even) being bored as fuck, but I can't even ghost my job and play video games or go work out or whatever, since it would become apparent to my bosses that I'm MIA. So I get paid well to be psychotically bored all the time.

My crypto finances are $1.5MM on the nose. BTC/ETH/XMR/LINK. I have tax paid on about $1.1MM of that so if I pulled it all out I'd owe like another $100k. $1.4MM is is enough for me to retire to a basic level of lower-middle-class comfort if I reinvested it in indexes and pulled down 4% annually, it'd be about 50-55k/yr after taxes. I'm trying to decide what to do:

1)quit job, reinvest in index funds, live low-risk middle class NEET life forevermore
2)quit job, leave money in crypto, live middle class NEET life and hope the money goes up so I can upgrade my lifestyle in the future, but it might also plummet to 0 at any time and leave me homeless
3)keep wagecucking and wait for crypto to moon before I quit my job

What would you do in this situation. It's important to note that I feel like I'm going to blow my brains out if I keep at this job much longer. I know high-paid low-effort sounds like a dream job but I can't stress enough how I'm not able to just fuck off during the day and do whatever. I'm chained to my desk, even virtually. I'm 32 and desperately want to start NEETing it up.

When. The fuck. Is LINK. Going to moon.

>>11057416
666 is an evil number simply because some guy had a bad dream and saw the number 666 in it. In dreams you sometimes see images upsidedown or unclearly. That 666 could actually be a 999. Or you know we can just accept that its all supersticious bs like it being good luck to knock on wood.

>Friday night
>really tired from the week so go home like usual and just sleep
>sleep in through Saturday afternoon, day is already half over when I wake up
>oh well, might as well stay in again
>wake up, it's Sunday
>can't go out because I have work tomorrow, gotta get up bright and early
>every week is the same, everything blends in, nothing stands out
>weekends slip away, and months, and years
>im going to be doing this until i die, and it feels like im only one blink away from 30 years from now

>>10572551
>hold out for a few years

>>10492096
My dad is pretty sick as well. I don't know how long he'll be alive. He's constantly in and out of hospitals. I wish there was more time.

>>10473631
Roll

Whats the fastest way to turn my usd into chainlink tokens? I have a binance account coinbase account and i can use etherdelta. Im fomoing in.

You're 5'6, 4/10 looks, balding, 70 IQ with a 4 inch cut cock and your life expectancy is 60 years. Immortality will NEVER happen and you can't escape dying when you're programmed to die. You have 10 million dollars. 1 million dollars buys one of the following:

>+2 inches height
>+1 inch cock length (with proportional girth)
>+10 IQ
>+1/10 looks
>+10 years lifespan (normal aging, but guaranteed decent QOL til you die, no major diseases happen)
>reverse circumcision (full sensation like it never happened)
>reverse balding (back to 16-yo hairline and you'll never lose another strand of hair EVER. Hair still grays like normal)

What do you look like when you're done spending?

>fall asleep at 4 am
>wake up at noon
>"well i just woke up, i can enjoy myself for a bit"
>3 hours pass before i blink
>"damn it's been 3 hours, i really should do something productive"
>cook and eat breakfast
>"just ate, gotta have some me time after that"
>dick around for 5 more hours
>"damn, suns going down. can't be productive unless there's daylight, everyone knows that! gotta enjoy my leisure time"
>eat and dick around for 8 hours
>fall asleep at 4 am
>wake up at 7 years later