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>Clown removals

In the City, you can have your furniture moved by Clowns, or T rex, or gorillas, its really movers dressed in a costume. but it would be hillarious. also hire midgets and you can have your stuff moved across the city by midgets. also, include a courier service. midget courier, or a man in a T-rex suit

charge $200/man/hour + tip

>dog churches

charge $300 fee for baptising dogs. this is to ensure your pet gets to heaven. also, there is a foundation so people can leave a dogs "will" that we can include in the owners will, we can advise how to alter your will. also it is tax free being a religeous institution.