/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26134473
Buy INTC. :)

>>19317085
>Looks marginally better than a frozen pizza.
Well they have no more than, like, 5 locations, so they don't know how to make their food look photogenic.
>Let me guess, you prefer McDonalds to Fudruckers too?
Fudruckers sounds regional (never been there), and I haven't been to McDonald's in years.
Five guys, NYC's shake shack, and Jack in the box are pretty good. Seattle's shake shack sucks; they keep burning the shit out of my burger.

>>19317088
>priced in
Kek.
The financials ALWAYS are. I learned that with LCI.
If you think you found a deal, there's a reason for it that involves insider knowledge that the hedgies have and are using to short the stock.

>>19301298
If you actually read through the article, there's compelling evidence that the bankruptcy is guaranteed if further state intervention doesn't occur. Even then, it might not be enough.

Their profit margins are just not high enough for their mountain of debt, and it's basically like that time TSLA's bonds were trading at junk status and they only had enough cash to get by for a year.

>>19177926
>Doesn't even have Bulls on Parade by RATM

>>19162011
There is but one problem with your post. Oil contracts aren't pure speculation like stocks are. Oil contracts are speculation until rollover...which becomes delivery. 55 million barrels are uncommitted right now. Retailers can't hold them so have to sell off to people who can at the end date, which normally is okay and they greedily accept. however, all big players aren't trading June contracts anymore. No one is there to BUY these contracts from retail traders. Retail traders can't accept delivery. They will be looking for big people on the last day to hand off the contract to since it isn't paper trading that can simply rollover....and they will be unable to sell, dropping the price down HARD.

So it doesn't matter who is trying to spread news about oil, nor if this is a clown market. Because this is real product, with real money, with real delivery, which needs real storage. This week. not months or a year. This week. In 2 days. There is no room to clown around anymore, all these people are FUCKED when Tuesday comes and they are holding and get forcibly assigned to a seller of oil and can't take delivery, forcing them to dump if they don't dump sooner knowing this fact. Either way, dump must occur. If you can explain to me how all this oil will disappear, magically, with cost to no one for the month then I will accept the thesis that oil could go up by Tuesday and remain up.

Where are the cocky bulls who bought calls because they saw a green 1m candle?

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a Minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking goodluck kids.

>>18861838
Lying and claiming you are looking forward is what maximizes profits. Stop thinking rationally and start thinking in terms of profitability.

>>18861843
Why? Be happy, buy and get cheap. If it goes down, buy some more.

>>18543609
>Morgan Stanley
Why recommend investing in a bank right now? All earnings are poor and outlook in general is poor for the coming months due to failure to pay loans coming. The rest may very well not decline much during the coming crash, but banks are pumped beyond what they should be for sure right now and are going to be hit hard.

>>18543596
What the other anon said, pure memes. And for 240 dollars near its bottom, I don't mind throwing in 1k shares for the lolz. Unironically is performing amazing though and now that it isn't going bankrupt will probably rise back to at least a dollar per share. This is easy doubling or 3 timing your money, perhaps more. And if it is bought out, then you really make good money. Throwing 2% of your stack, or 1% even in it for kicks at potential upside being huge is a fine bet.