/biz/ - Business & Finance

Guys, I think I've figured out the secret behind the merger rumors. It's been staring us in the face this entire time. Take a look at the chart. Now, if you were to show this to any rational person, what would their reaction be? That's right, they'd say it looks like dogshit. Now I've been assured that the dilution that the company warned us about, and then confirmed had happened, actually isn't happening. Therefore, there is no explanation for the chart looking like dogshit unless the company was trying to send us a signal. That's right, Bed Bath and Beyond and dogshit are going to undertake a historic merger and become the ultimate destination for home decor, baby supplies, and dogshit. I'm so bullish on this proven merger, gonna go buy even more dogshit tomorrow.