/biz/ - Business & Finance

MAKE IT STOP ! MY PAYCHECK IS ON ITS WAY BUT ITS SOOOO SLOW BECAUSE BANKS CANT USE DAMN CHAINLINK TO MAKE IT INSTANT !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO1QBTG6EXs

I AM

>>9480738
YOU'RE A MANIAC, SIR

MONGOLIA HERE. 900 LINK. SORY MY ENGHLIS. THANK GUY

There is a storm incoming.

I can't say much about who I am or who I know, but you should enter all crypto positions by Friday 16th
7:31 AM UTC.

I cannot say much more but I thought you should know, given that this board has helped me very much in the past.

- S

UNFREEZE MR LINKY

>>6478462
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

We help Sergey with his December's announcement. I'll start:

Dear Link marines,

Sell me your bags. They are heavy, and have *finally* broken twenty fucking cents for the first time in a month. Don't you want to cash out now so that you can recoup your investment and either buy into the comfy Ethereum climb that appears to have just started or go grab up all the Bitcoin you can during the "dip" friendo? Don't you want to be done worrying about this silly JSON parser? You know it's going back down to a dime soon, right? "Sell the news" means the "December news" Rory mentioned will be met by whales dumping and the price tanking. You've seen the pattern already, anon. Why don't you sell me those heavy bags before they're worth nothing again. This "coin" isn't even in the top 100 anymore. It's ogre. Le dead cat bounce meme. Just sell me your fucking bags, you idiot. Sell me your goddamned bags right fucking now reeeeeeeee!

>>4723923

sweeeeet

>>4451170

answered

> please be kind

0xc7419d3e8b3e282bd5b72206107dd7bc86972f2e

Anyone else worried about the lack of nolinkers/linkhaters?
Few days (not even weeks) ago I noticed waaay more people against link or saying why they think the project would fail, etc. but this week it seems like the entire board is pro-link now. What changed? Is there any rumor going around?
Linker here but I like when nolinkers try to challenge me to a debate and the board has been kinda boring with out it lately.

*solves the oracle problem*

Why should I move all my Alts to btc if once the btc pump ends my alts will receive that same % btc got?
What are the chances of btc hitting 20% gains in 1 day vs alts?

new queen of /biz

press F for respect and let meme magic do the rest

>>4204590

WE ARE LINK MARINES