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My gf found my wallet tracker app and now she wants me to sell so we can get rid of the mortgage. I wanted to accumulate at least 2 full BTCs before the halving an alternative is to gamble with some shitcoin as I have no problem selling that. What do I buy? I have 5k to invest and I need 500k by june-july. Help a bro out anons.. plz. Rn I'm thinking about buying at least 2500 of SHIB as normies seem to love it the other 2500 in SOL or BNB as it's growing a lot but none of these will give me the 100x I need.

I got late to the party so I only have like 6k points I wonder if I should flip to the marginfy airdrop instead.

>>57713799
>how do you plan to survive for 20-30 years with no source of income
That is fucked up. Holy shit that is so fucked. I’ll have to kill myself at 75 there is no other way. How on earth am I supposed to live life and casually safe up for another 30 fucking years of retirement. There is no way

>29 years old
>5000€ net worth
>16k of debt
>neet
>homeless in 2 months

>be stinky neet
>decide to finally get a job
>lie through my teeth and get decent office job
>am fortunate to not have social anxiety so I manage to get hired
>instantly realize people in office jobs are all degenerates
>most of them are fucking furries
>people start to get laid off or quit on their own
>get promoted to a junior analyst position without asking
>Manager and supervisor constantly takes days off or is WFH
>get tasked to manage office
>everyone is a lazy nigger
>they're constantly going off on break, looking at Facebook, or gossiping
>have to constantly be monitoring everyone else and keep them busy
>some of them are defiant and will argue with you
>have to pretend to be their friend and let them know of some upcoming evaluation and that I'm just looking out for them
>Realize I'm literally babysitting these full grown men

How do I keep this up? Any advice in keeping the wagey cattle in check?

I'll start

>if you make less than $75k you should not bother getting into crypto

We have to bounce at some point. Will next week be a relief rally?

The people I trade crypto with had sex

I am also sad.

Waifu would be nice but I’ll take what I can get. I just want to be a better me

I boughted 10 million. Im sorry guys we wont make it afterall. This is how I see it playing out
>September 1st
>LUNC eclipses $1 with no signs of slowing down
>September 2nd
>Russia launches nukes