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>>57225314
>Scam.

>company christmas party
>no date for the third year in a row
>literally every other person has one
>everyone talking about going out to get drinks after
>"oh... and you can come along anon"
>someones gf bursts out laughing
>respond "ohhhh no haha... i cant i gotta X 8 am tomorrow have fun"

being single past 30 is a death sentence. how do you manage

>tfw only person without a date again
>at the end of the night a bunch of couples are planning on going out to a bar
>one of the guys looks over... 'hey anon, you want to tag along?'
>girls burst out laughing
>reply 'ohh haha nooo, i gotta wake up early cya' (i have nothing going on)

being older than 25 and single is a death sentence

>29
>310k net worth

what the fuck do i need to do to get a fucking (you) around here