This is absolutely pure comedy gold, watching you stinkers seethe as you fail to touch above $5 for months now. Good god almighty you lads are done for. LINK is a useless erc20 vaporware shit token run by a russian philosophy majoring con artist. No idea how you subhumans got duped this hard, must be the jonestown punch. Talking about LINK, that reminds me, you cultists always say “NEVER SELL, SWINGLINKERS GET THE ROPE” but ironically enough all LINK hodlers will rope when the Oz curtain gets pulled back and you all realize everything was a lie and the emperor has no clothes on, and that emperor sergey was running the most insidious and diabolical ponzi scheme in the written history of the world. This has gotten so bad that sergey will make madoff look like a kid with downsyndrome playing chess against bobby fischer. I tip my hat to sergey, he’s the king of kings among con men, regardless of how maniacal he is. Will be absolutely unprecedentedly humorous when this fat fuck runs off to some third world shithole along with hundreds of millions of NEET donations. There’s a reason the json parser house made of straws is based in the caymans. There’s a reason a literal pornstar manages the trust fund. There’s a reason sergeys father drives a cherry red lambo, where’s the lambos off LINK? That’s right you idiots just provided liquidity for the biweekly dumps. There’s a reason staking isn’t coming out. There’s a reason vitalik called the project a joke. There’s a reason no major company has partnered up, besides MOAB that is, a literal exitscam scamcoin. There’s a reason rory got caught subtweeting sergey about ripping off ETH from smoothbrains. There’s a reason sergey sits alone at every conference he attends. There’s a reason, drunkanon, assblaster, 42, linkjesus all the other countless LARPs completely flopped. There’s a reason the price can’t touch above a cup of coffee. One reason, LINK is a scam.
be here for a bit, got a flight to catch soon