/biz/ - Business & Finance

5% is great. I was getting 5% on the scam cefi platform nexo for a year until they rugged rewards, it was exactly 50 link a month. During the bull I was cashing out 1-2k a month. I'm a 3rd worldfag, so it was great. If I can get this sustainably through native link staking, then I'm super happy. I thought the days of 50 link a month were long gone. Bancor sucks dick now. There is no way to earn that much in cold hard STINK anymore. If we can get even halfway back to ATH, I'm happy. Anything beyond is a cherry on top. I've been bagholding this shit since ICO and I'm just glad to see it finally become a value producing asset.
>inb4 some schizo chainlink employee accusation post

So comfy. Never selling.

Hey guys,
Finally made a profit in this bear market, went to the nano reddit, pretended to be a poor Venezuelan, got 200 Nano. I fucking hate this shitcoin, but still oddly satisfying. Mfw

In I'm going to inject maccas special sauce, whilst wearing a t-shirt with pic related

>>8283599
>sergey

>>7534343

>>6399010
Rory met Steve on Grindr. You see, it's an open secret that Steve is a sissy bottom. Rory was on vacation in CA with his wife and her mongrel negro child at disneyland when Rory matched up with Steve on the gay hookup app. They were both at Disneyland that day and like the degenerate homos they were (Rory being closeted), they needed to hook up in a public bathroom or behind a bush somewhere. Rory found an opportunity to seperate from his wife and negro while they were waiting to get on the pirates of the carribean ride, the wait was still 30 minutes which was enough time for a quick pozzing. Rory feigned illness from the lunch they had earlier, and headed to nearest bathroom where Steve was waiting.

After bottoming out inside Steve in the main stall, Rory pulled out his iphone and looked at his blockfolio. Steve noticed this and asked him about his holdings. After Rory mentioned NXT, Steve told him his "thick daddy" helped create NXT. Rory was exstatic, and flew out to New York the next day to meet Steve's thick daddy, Sergey.

Is this guy really satoshi nakamoto or are you trolling me?

Who here /inrorywetrust/??

>>5394554
SERGEY DADDY FUCK YEAH FUCK ME DADDY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5121289
Rory met Steve on Grindr. You see, it's an open secret that Steve is a sissy bottom. Rory was on vacation in CA with his wife and her mongrel negro child at disneyland when Rory matched up with Steve on the gay hookup app. They were both at Disneyland that day and like the degenerate homos they were (Rory being closeted), they needed to hook up in a public bathroom or behind a bush somewhere. Rory found an opportunity to seperate from his wife and negro while they were waiting to get on the pirates of the carribean ride, the wait was still 30 minutes which was enough time for a quick pozzing. Rory feigned illness from the lunch they had earlier, and headed to nearest bathroom where Steve was waiting.

After bottoming out inside Steve in the main stall, Rory pulled out his iphone and looked at his blockfolio. Steve noticed this and asked him about his holdings. After Rory mentioned NXT, Steve told him his "thick daddy" helped create NXT. Rory was exstatic, and flew out to New York the next day to meet Steve's thick daddy, Sergey.

>>5092835
thank you, make sure you market sold it. if not, buy back in and market sell to lock profits.

>>5032522
its fucking over, sergey has been gaining weight at an unprecedented rate it's getting bad an Steve is refusing to finish the project until Sergey gets his health in control.

Wait so this fuck lied to our faces when he told us LINK had an exclusivity contract with Binance so they wouldn't be on Bittrex for months yet somehow they ended up Okex a few days later.

Gee I wonder why Bittrex turned LINK down other than that it's an exit scam everyone but the token holders knows about. They're motherfucking all of us right before our eyes. I bet sergey has smart contracts set up right now to sell off all his stash to buy ltc, btc, and eth and we're gonna wake up tomorrow with no more big wallets.

Insider here, Sergey's Christmas announcement will be a salty surprise for all of most his dedicated linkies :)

Get filled up now before daddies big one :O

:^)

>>4945659
Rory met Steve on Grindr. You see, it's an open secret that Steve is a sissy bottom. Rory was on vacation in CA with his wife and her mongrel negro child at disneyland when Rory matched up with Steve on the gay hookup app. They were both at Disneyland that day and like the degenerate homos they were (Rory being closeted), they needed to hook up in a public bathroom or behind a bush somewhere. Rory found an opportunity to seperate from his wife and negro while they were waiting to get on the pirates of the carribean ride, the wait was still 30 minutes which was enough time for a quick pozzing. Rory feigned illness from the lunch they had earlier, and headed to nearest bathroom where Steve was waiting.

After bottoming out inside Steve in the main stall, Rory pulled out his iphone and looked at his blockfolio. Steve noticed this and asked him about his holdings. After Rory mentioned NXT, Steve told him his "thick daddy" helped create NXT. Rory was exstatic, and flew out to New York the next day to meet Steve's thick daddy, Sergey.

>>4941581
I'm fudding LINK like a full time job. At my job I have my computer out and I'm on /biz/ the whole time. I FUD at work. I FUD at home. I FUD when I'm out somewhere on my phone.

Weak hands must be shaken. Their LINKs must be redistributed.

>>4900628
Rory met Steve on Grindr. You see, it's an open secret that Steve is a sissy bottom. Rory was on vacation in CA with his wife and her mongrel negro child at disneyland when Rory matched up with Steve on the gay hookup app. They were both at Disneyland that day and like the degenerate homos they were (Rory being closeted), they needed to hook up in a public bathroom or behind a bush somewhere. Rory found an opportunity to seperate from his wife and negro while they were waiting to get on the pirates of the carribean ride, the wait was still 30 minutes which was enough time for a quick pozzing. Rory feigned illness from the lunch they had earlier, and headed to nearest bathroom where Steve was waiting.

After bottoming out inside Steve inside the main stall, Rory pulled out his iphone and looked at his blockfolio. Steve noticed this and asked him about his holdings. After Rory mentioned NXT, Steve told him his "thick daddy" helped create NXT. Rory was exstatic, and flew out to New York the next day to meet Steve's thick daddy, Sergey.

Supposedly on the TELEGRAM Rory is saying he's "excited" about the december news. Does anyone have a screencap of this or can provide the text of what he said?

Rory seems absolutely useless so I'm interested in hearing the wording and he's paid in LINK tokens so he and his bull have an interest in the price going up. I know his bull is probably going to make him sell at $1 and he's probably already pissed the price tanked last night.

Rory met Steve on Grindr. You see, it's an open secret that Steve is a sissy bottom. Rory was on vacation in CA with his wife and her mongrel negro child at disneyland when Rory matched up with Steve on the gay hookup app. They were both at Disneyland that day and like the degenerate homos they were (Rory being closeted), they needed to hook up in a public bathroom or behind a bush somewhere. Rory found an opportunity to seperate from his wife and negro while they were waiting to get on the pirates of the carribean ride, the wait was still 30 minutes which was enough time for a quick pozzing. Rory feigned illness from the lunch they had earlier, and headed to nearest bathroom where Steve was waiting.

After bottoming out inside Steve inside the main stall, Rory pulled out his iphone and looked at his blockfolio. Steve noticed this and asked him about his holdings. After Rory mentioned NXT, Steve told him his "thick daddy" helped create NXT. Rory was exstatic, and flew out to New York the next day to meet Steve's thick daddy, Sergey.

>>4768784
Nigger i bought day 1 and even at 43 cents, never fucking selling. I'm buying more.

>>4730868


Rory met Steve on Grindr. You see, it's an open secret that Steve is a sissy bottom. Rory was on vacation in CA with his wife and her mongrel negro child at disneyland when Rory matched up with Steve on the gay hookup app. They were both at Disneyland that day and like the degenerate homos they were (Rory being closeted), they needed to hook up in a public bathroom or behind a bush somewhere. Rory found an opportunity to seperate from his wife and negro while they were waiting to get on the pirates of the carribean ride, the wait was still 30 minutes which was enough time for a quick pozzing. Rory feigned illness from the lunch they had earlier, and headed to nearest bathroom where Steve was waiting.

After bottoming out inside Steve inside the main stall, Rory pulled out his iphone and looked at his blockfolio. Steve noticed this and asked him about his holdings. After Rory mentioned NXT, Steve told him his "thick daddy" helped create NXT. Rory was exstatic, and flew out to New York the next day to meet Steve's thick daddy, Sergey.

"So Rory, has Sergey done anything at all since receiving 32 million dollars from investors?"

"He spoke at Sibos."

"No, I mean since then. Why hasn't he bothered to communicate with the people who made him rich?"

"He's a very busy man."

"Donald Trump often Tweets upwards of 5 times a day to his supporters. Are you trying to imply that Sergey is busier than the President of the United States?"

(Long pause.)

"Yes."

Wow, that's pretty damn busy. Just to make it clear, then: Sergey cannot give us a 30-second update when he's, for instance, on his iPhone at the airport waiting for a flight?"

"No. Also, what's an iPhone?"

(Long pause.)

"It's a phone made by Apple."

"What do fruits have to do with phones?"

(Even longer pause. The number of subscribers to the Slack channel has noticeably decreased within the last 10 seconds.)

"...You have no professional experience in business or finance at all, do you?"

"No, but neither does Sergey. What's the problem?"

>Ladies and gentlemen, the "moon mission" of 2018.

No need to imagine this is him.