/biz/ - Business & Finance

Do not get a dog unless you have the ability to either take it with you or have someone at home to take care of it while you're at work. This little nigger eats everything that isn't nailed down. I put our priority mailer boxes for her to eat so she thinks she's getting into something she's not supposed to and give her the "win" (i.e. I'm eating shit I'm not supposed to). I will singlehandedly bankrupt the USPS by end of year at this rate. It's like the end of Ghostbusters, but instead of Ray choosing the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man as the Destructor, I chose the form of a golden retriever named Waffles.
>Pic related is Waffles The Destructor

>>54444656
I had another female Lab that was the black ones mother, but she passed a few months ago when a cyst in her spleen ruptured. The male dog was ultra mopey, so we got another puppy so he can have a friend. I feel like that was a terrible decision sometimes. I forget what it was like having a puppy because it's been six years. She's 5 months old now, and I've got another 7 of her attempting to annihilate everything that isn't hidden away inside. At least she's cute and sweet.

>>54132018
>Waffles is worried bros

For those that don't know, your insurance company is reinsured for named peril losses and widespread catastrophic loss events (like an earthquake or hurricane). Now that it looks like everything could be totally fucked, the question is:
>Who do these niggers bank with?
Many of them are banks themselves, but the incestuous nature of banking means that they are intertwined with other financial institutions. Could a systemic failure in the banking system collapse the insurance industry? I can tell you from my own anecdotal experience, that prying money for loss payments from these faggots has become exponentially more difficult in the last year and a half. I've been doing property claims work on the contractor end for 15 years and have never experienced this level of resistance from the carriers. They literally violate the law as it pertains to claims handling (Fair Claims Practices Act) and hope that nobody sues them. I've heard from several people I know that every insurance carrier in Florida that writes hurricane policies is insolvent. As of right now, there are 600k claims from Ian that haven't been paid at all. Insurance niggers rely on their reinsurance to mitigate risk so that they can actually pay claims. If the reinsurance fails, then it could totally fuck life and property/casualty insurance because the insurers that write the policies don't have the money to cover what they underwrote.
>Even Waffles is worried, and she's a dog

>>54069956
Alright you fucking niggers, tell explain to me why/how the SVB failure could materially effect Wells Fargo. I made a thread specifically for this question, and no one has answered me. Let's pretend that the errors last week were because of shitty pajeet coding. What scenario would cause WF to become insolvent because of a regional bank failure? Explain it to me like I'm this dog.

>>54040198
Bullish for the government, maybe. Isn't the whole point of stable coins is that it's crypto to crypto transactions instead of crypto to USD to crypto transactions to avoid it being a taxable event? Explain it to me like I'm this dog

>>54035834
>Waffles, we are all fucked.
>You're still a good girl, though