/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56512181
Good, ive already dumped all my SOXL as soon as I had a 2x and want to be able to buy in again at the 7-9 dollar ish price point to ride the coaster again.
>Don't hold SOXL overnight
Bitch I will hold that shit for months.

>>55732542
Never buy SOXL above single digits.

>>55044976
And if I refuse?

>>53975434
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>>53830296
Normally I am mean on /biz/ because I feel like you're all losers who need a mean dad in their life but for you anon I will send a nice pepe. (get a job and wife you bozo).

I bought one share of NKE.

Relationship with Gregory Manmenrina has ended.
Now Hooker Financial Advisor is my new best friend.

Look im just not going to sell. So deal with it.

futures are green

markets will be up 2% again tomorrow

>>51339802
No thanks, I hate the anti-Christ

Did you guys know that with its 10.5% dividend yield, JEPI has beaten the S&P by a considerable amount for the past 1.5 years.

>tfw I didn't get shaken out of my degen leverage VIX longs.

Feels very nice man.

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people have been eating bugs for thousands of years you stupid fucking schizo retards, its more sustainable and better for the environment, and they're a great source of protein

that being said, i won't be eating them, sorry globohomo zog kikes

>>50787268
>owning
I will simply find an empty mansion and squat.
Possession is 9/10ths of the law, as they say.

im not trying to brag or anything, but since getting lucky once, i have managed to keep up with inflation by obsessing about the market for years.

>>50293134
I just finished buying the last 150 I needed for 1k.
My suicide stack is complete.

>>50294084
an old woman dropped 100 dollars in front of me on the ground and didn't notice. I picked it up and promptly returned it to her.

>>50272137
I determine the value, and I determine the value of me taking a big poopy in the morning is worth 10 bajillion, but only for me.

Convince me to buy the Internet Coin.

What does it do?

Convince me to buy your funny internet money

What does it do?

My dad is a multi millionaire and told me in February to stay the fuck away from all markets while Joe Biden is president or until he tells me it's safe and that's what I'm gonna do

im only down 1% today, im outperforming the markets

>there, now that everyone is unemployed and underwater on their mortgage, now they wont be willing to spend so much on gas and bread. problem solved.