/biz/ - Business & Finance

go hang out around the worst men's on-campus dorm. go wait outside for that one kid with a beard and a small man's complex. get to know that guy.
apparently it's not unheard of to go to college as a freshman with thousands of dollars worth of drugs and cash and then just never come back to campus after getting busted somewhere off-campus.

just buddy up with the guy and go make the connects. those idiots are always losing shit and you''ll be doing your little microcommunities a favor.

what are the financial implications of just buying as much of one single stock as i possibly can until i own the company. can i do this to a shell company that operates outside official regulatory state governance for undisclosed contracts in the eastern european region