/biz/ - Business & Finance

Frens, now that it's the weekend and there's no trading going on I just want you to chill out and let the adrenaline and dopamine flush out of your system.

Cheers

>>26930348

>>26708268
youre right it's worth $10000

uh-oh all the burgers who woke up sold
we're going up fast now

>put 3k in my wallet
>everything crashes
>mmm maybe I'll wait, 30% gain is not that interesting
>couple of days and everything pumps back up

At this point I think the only winning strategy is to fuck off and wait for the end of the year to buy and the bullrun of 2025.

>>26482382
2d > 3d

>>26338527
28.5k

Why is everyone so convinced another massive dump is coming in March?
Is this based on historic trends that can be proven in some way?
I thought last years dump was because of the lockdowns, which wouldn't have the same inherent shock value to the public sphere a year later when the same shit has been happening all year

>>25961793
People unironically 'cash out' their crypto? I live in Easter Europe and I couldn't dream of selling my entire 7 figure folio. The best I could do is 30-40%, but only at what I would consider the peak of the market so I could buy back lower a year later. I can buy whatever the fuck I want with a small portion of my holdings

>>25900462
>burgerland collapse
Nobody gives a shit, mutt

>>24211017
50% longer than the last time.

Is etherscan working for anyone else..

>>23473528
phase 0 has always been a literal nothingburger, chill

>>23349805
>your

>Local Hooters offers all-you-can-eat wings on Wednesday
>Go to Hooters because I like wings and eating a lot
>My waitress is a hot as fuck blonde with big tits
>She's super flirty with me
>Order a coke and all-you-can-eat wings
>Get through my first batch of wings and order more
>She giggles and says I must be hungry
>T-thanks
>Get the idea that eating a lot will impress her
>She's so flirty every time she brings me more wings or a Coke refill
>Think she's getting turned on by how much I'm eating
>Go through multiple cokes and about 50 fucking wings and a bunch of blue cheese dressing
>Stomach starting to really hurt and I'm feeling sick but I'm desperate to keep impressing my smoking hot waitress
>Place one more wing order
>Get halfway through the plate before my stomach is in absolute agony and I think I'm going to vomit
>Waitress asks "Aww, is everything ok baby?"
>"My tummy hurts"
>She starts giggling like crazy and goes to get the check
>Before she comes back she's pointing me out to her coworker and they're both giggling about me
>Realize my eating did not impress her and was just a joke to her
>Pay the bill and stagger out of Hooters clutching my stomach
>Barely make it 10 feet into the parking lot before I double over and vomit profusely
>Drive home
>Too embarrassed to go back to that Hooters

Are there any restaurants you guys are too embarrassed to go back to?

>OP went to sleep before it started to pump

How happy will he be when he wakes up? If the price doesn't retrace after the juicy rebases coming

>>22471644
>No tomboy with assets category
Bad list

You all know Sushi Chef Nomi has returned the 14 million to the SushiSwap treasury right?

>>22369108
I was drinking jack daniels honey and someone on /ck/ told me to get jim beam instead

>get a $10k raise
>it's only an extra 300 every paycheck

>>22092339
probably not, but i feel confident it will be triple digits by the end of this week

i tried to buy the dip at $35 but my bank kiked me and delayed the zelle transfer. missed out on an extra $1k but at least it’s not my fault this time.

fffaaaaark tried to buy more eth on localcryptos with zelle on sunday so i could buy more yfv at $35, but my bank kiked me and delayed the transaction for two days OF COURSE. already have an 88 yfv stack anyway but couldve got like 50% more