/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59293350
Try buying gold, it literally says it right there, dummy.

All you need to do is hold your cryptocurrencies

>>58990115
$10k per share per year sounds like a reasonable fee to borrow my shares. But to sell? Hardly.

Normies think that a million dollars is a lot of money

ok but why should I do what you tell me to?

>>57594341
holy shit

hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Why don't you just quit your job and go travel?

why don't we just rob the treasury?

>>57412071
I know the feel.

Why is there economy so strong and resilient?

When will machines take over and do our jobs for us?

You have to pay at minimum $39k now for the privilege to own Bitcoin tokens. How can an average American afford such exuberance?

if u dont get 5 people to buy at least $1000 usd of bitcoin in the next 24 hours, bad things will happen to u.

How many $MOON do you have?

I took a screenshot of my folio and it IMMEDIATELY dumped, what the fuck was that?

>>55432952
ummm... maybe ask your mom for teh money?

>>55269855
Why are they own strike? Is it something to do with how much their jannies get paid? Is it a lot?

Just opened a 5x short on bnb

.

I will sell my house to higher bidder here.
>3 bed, 2 baths
>1800 sqft
>fully finished basement

What are you offering?

>>54932032
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>>54933191
I'm 21 and I have been working from home for 2 years now. Spent the first year after high school doing meme Google certs and doing freelancing shit like copywriting. Made a CV out of that and it landed me a wfh customer service job. Dealing with retarded customers in a huge corpo was ass so I got myself fired for the severance and got another job. I'm working in logistics, in a smaller company, doing maybe 2-5 hours of actual work depending on the day. Nobody is micromanaging me. They want to promote me by the end of the year.
You have to be completely retarded to be working at a fucking factory or doing any other back-breaking physical labor dealing with morons all day. I'm also living with my parents and I'm putting like 70% of every paycheck into BTC.
I hope this blogpost can inspire (you) to get a better job.

>>53942125
>Unironically
Okay, but what if we consider the ironic case?

>>53495054
chatgpt is at capacity?

I hold 1 (one) BSV