/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15885722
good luck mr. REFR! do your best mr. REFR !

>>15885753
I'm down with that
I'm not overexposed to apple or any other Chinese companies. Well, except for BILI, but they are extremely powerful and immune to any trade war.

OK here's what they should do for extra hahas:
1.get china to agree to some kind of trade deal
2.tell china "FUCK OFF CHINA haha!"
3. have a press conference where they announce: "we got the Chinese to agree to a trade deal..." (by this point the algos have all flipped max long and bought everything) "... but fuck them, we told them to fuck off" (and then the market dumps back down hehe)

Basically no matter what happens I hope it causes massive market turmoil but no big moves. Because it keeps happening and it's more funny every time ;^)