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Let me tell you a tale my anonymous friends. It is a story of a young lad, his name was Brad. Of course, that's not his real name, but in this story, Brad shall suffice.

Now, one day Brad went on his computer and bought 1250 LINK on Binance for $0.80 each. Then he loaded up his favourite Mongolian basket weaving forum and started asking other posters about LINK and "What am I in for?". A peculiar looking frog responded to the young lad Brad. The frog yelled, "Sell you LINK you dumb faggot!". Then the frog hopped away while Brad sat in shock at the frog's message.

Another half a dozen frogs yelled at him about how his investment was doomed! Brad was full of gloom. He went onto Binance and sold all his LINK! Away his tokens went, into the order book and off into another investor's portfolio. Those LINK were never seen again in Brad's wallet. They all sold for just $0.70 each. Brad lost money on his investment! The frogs were right!

But soon Brad learnt the hard way that patience is a very valuable trait. The price of LINK soared! All the frogs had lied about LINK! Turns out they were the ones who owned thousands of LINK all along... In fact, it's rumored one of the frogs even bought Brad's Chainlink tokens.

And so, the moral of the story is to never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, sell your LINK. Brad eventually bought back his Chainlink, and everyone lived happily ever after. The End.

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