/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52873090
Naturally.

>>51689576
Do you remember how we used to post the singularity meme, in the good old days? When our board was empty of all but the finest schizos, shitposter and /biz/realis that there where to be found. We had meme magic, back then, and we used it to frightening effect - in much the same way that /pol/ used their meme magic to get Trump elected, we used ours to meme Chainlink into the standard. We did a good job. Too good.
It's happening. Tonight? Maybe, maybe not. It's happening, but you won't be able to enjoy it. It'll have happened before you realise what's even happening. From some paltry price in low 10's to over 1000 dollars all in one incredible, singular candle. This is why Chainlink is such a torture. It doesn't take faith, for faith is belief without evidence, and we have all the evidence we need. It takes courage, discipline, and fortitude. The fudders were sent here to test you, to see if you can hold out. If you can, your reward will be a handsome one, but you will be expected to hold indefinitely until you either break or at long last the masquerade can be maintained no longer and we can finally get that orgasmic green explosion that those of us with conviction deserve.