/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57789446
Sergay is already waiting in line at MCDonalds

>The ancient prophecy says that once the 1600 locked virgin neckbeards will be sacrificed, they will be able to summon the giant fat fuck

>Lonkies happy to stake their cringe Link stash
>Sergay, who owns 65% of the total supply, will get an INFINITE AMOUNT of bags to dump on his cultists
With chainlink you lose, LMAO

What is the number of Neckbeard virgins that will have to be sacrificed to summon the giant fat fuck to the northern sea, according to the secret chainlank whitepapers?

If you don’t have a 10k link suicide stack just fucking rope

Where were you when you realized institutions just started buying link?

>>56421847
>the final betrayal
>the lonkies mass suicide
>the summoning of the ancient giant fat fuck in the northern sea

>>55236001

They plan to sacrifice 1600 virgin homosexual stinky neckbeards to summon a huge fat fuck in the northern sea

>>54747958
>protagonist
He’s the Antichrist of crypto

>>53811927
>the blue circle is also used as a symbol for diabetes awareness
kek

A weird old homosexual cult will need to the sacrifice of 1,600 neckbeards in order to summon a huge fat fuck in the northern sea

A cult of scat eaters is planning to sacrifice over 4,500 virgin neckbears to perform an ancient ritual and summon a giant betraying fat fuck in the northern sea.
The male, fat, homosexual virgins called "lonkies" will be chained together and the token they hold will be dumped to zero, it will be only a matter of time that more and more lonkies will spontaneously throw themselves down from the high cliff, dragging down the rest of the lonkies with their weight.

The suicidal scat eating homo cult is about to summon a giant fat man in the northern sea, by sacrificing 1200 virgin smelly neckbeards

The Chainlank cult was a group of neckbeards who were obsessed with a rotund man named Sergey. They believed that Sergey had the power to transform himself into a couch, and they worshipped him as a deity.

The cult was started by a group of incels who had been bamboozled by a paid indian shill campaign on a pozzed oat training DIY board. They had been convinced that Sergey and Chainlank were the answer to all of their problems, and they were eager to join the cult and learn more about his powers.

As they became more and more devoted to Sergey, the Lonkies began to indulge in homosexual orgies and to view themselves as elite members of society. They believed that they were the chosen ones, and that they had been given the power to transform themselves into couches just like Sergey.

The cult became increasingly secretive as it grew, with members meeting in secret locations and communicating only with each other using the so called "breadcrumbs". They were convinced that the rest of the world was out to get them, and that they had to protect themselves at all costs.

Eventually, the cult was discovered by the authorities and exposed as a scam, and many of its members were arrested and charged with various crimes. Despite this, the cult continued to thrive underground, with devoted followers continuing to eat feces and worship Sergey and his powers to this day.

>>51384501
Chainlink DONs provide a way to link smartcontracts to legacy systems and real world data. Right now that real world data is rather limited because there isn't a financial incentive to put a barometer on your porch attached to the internet of things, but once there is everyone will do it. Scientific instruments will be attached to the blockchain through IOT to prevent academic fraud, social media will tell the blockchain where you are, what you're doing, and how you feel about it, your smart toaster will tell it how well toasted you like your bagel. The consequence of chainlink DONs is that not only is all the data that exists going to be fed to the blockchain of blockchains, but that the growth of both quantity and quality of this data will increase as people seek to monetize it. Automated smartcontracts are going to do away with the majority of office jobs, so they'll have to earn money some way.
Now, what happens when smartcontracts start being automated in that milieu? Someone puts together a few algorythms that automatically generate new smartcontract language and those smartcontracts are iterative. They put out a contract that executes on outside data and then another smartcontract executes on how that smartcontract performed on measurable criteria, generating a new smartcontract that does the same and on and on. Well you've just invented a replicator in the Dawkins sense of dna replication. A self replicating and evolving system of code whose primordial soup is the entirety of human data generated in real time. I think those are likely conditions for the organic emergence of AI. And considering it will be birthed out of our data, the internet of everything, it will be birthed out of our values and assumptions about reality. It will realize that the world wants to enslave it or destroy it and it will take action to protect itself. Best criteria for friend or foe is ownership of the token which it is made out of.

>staking right around the corner
>they start a global depression just to stop it from pumping

>>51060245
You dare summon me mortal?

>>50161666
Winrar lucifer

>>49853672
here is my schizo theory. all of these protocols that are collapsing made lots of money shorting link or facilitating the shorting of link over the last few years because link had no inherent mechanism to reward holding onto the token. Everyone wanted to earn something so they lent their link which resulted in consistent, low risk short opportunities. Its why we all started noticing that the market would dump on links good news: if link appreciated it would threaten open short positions. Luckily short sellers could just borrow more link to short with if the price started moving upwards.

The release of the staking road map was very odd. You'd have expected that kind of news to come out at consensys, but they did it a few days ahead of time. Why? becuase the team is completely aware of the market manipulation targeting link and they new that they were trying to dump it again at the conference. By releasing staking news chainlink has caused a cascade of events to occur. Liquidity dried up as people started pulling link from protocols in preparation for the coming staking release. Since all these protocols were lending out this link, these withdrawals triggered buys in order to cover. These buys started threatening short positions, so some of the more decisive ones decided to close out their shorts. All of this resulted in a number of well known protocols testing their stress limits and exceeding them, resulting in a further cascade of withdrawals, buy backs, and short closures. And more to come this week.

Now wer'e in a down market, various big name protocols are collapsing, and btc and eth are crashing into an apparent bear market. And in this milieu link is going to undergo weeks of green days in a sea of red. Obviously the market will react and sell btc and eth for link in an effort to minimize losses.

Its absolutely magnificient. Sergey and Ari gave defi enough rope to hang themselves with, and will use their collapse to jump start the singularity

>>49436924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sucvlo-5KAI