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>>29070604
Just buy KO, anon.
I'll even let you hold my wife's hand if you do.
On a more serious note, as long as you're avoiding meme shit and actually have good intent and research on the stocks you've chosen, I obviously wish you the best. There's still nothing wrong with investing a little in something that pays out divvys along with your other investments.
Unelss you're like 40+, in which case I can understand your annoyance with patience.