/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58588250
>just one percent of the volume going through uncontested made us go up 50%
Imagine what'll happen when the margin finally hits a point where it can't be maintained and the SEC is forced to begrudgingly yet firmly take Kenny's hand off the short button and place it on the buy button.

>>56243723
>IF YOU DON'T SELL AT $10,000 THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT!
If the intention was to discourage me, this would be the worst thing someone could say in such a situation

concession accepted lmfao

>>52775575
Don't threaten me with a good time

>>50694555
It'll be the greatest feeling ever. Pure, unadulterated catharsis on a planetary scale. We looked the entire world in the eye and told them they were wrong, and when they turn on the TV that morning as their pension is gone and GME is at 12million a share and steadily rising, they will realize we weren't bluffing. The cope of thousands who were told to their face, scoffed and called them crazy, will be legendary. We owe them nothing. They doubted you, now they can get bent.

Fuck you world, I was right.

Well, I was convinced they'd start moass before the split, but the retards surprised me. This won't be treated like a normal split. The floor stayed the same and the cieling just got alot higher. Those fools at the SEC let this continue on and on, and now this split has doubled or tripled the damage moass will do. You have been given a rare opportunity to hold some extra shares well past what you would have before anons, may aswell try and get a high score.

>>50272611
>they also can’t sue anyone over this because none of what they did to get into this position in the first place is legal
This is the best part. They said clear as day on record "We closed our short position." They lied brazenly to the face of everyone and because of it there is nothing they can do to stop this. Hoist by their own petard, oh how cathartic it is to witness such direct karmic justice.

>>49910592
>yfw we institute a legal system based entirely on getting dubs thus rendering any threat of outside lobbyists, agendas, and corruption powerless due to laws being decide exclusively by random luck.

>>49466705
>titanic mongoloidal hydrocephalic crack baby
kek'd and based