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$10,000 EOY 2021

It shall be LINK. $1000 EOY

>>24323603
MY LINKIES STAY STINKY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLs_NP0A1Vw

>>24299663
holy shit. Saved.

>reminder to buy the dip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLs_NP0A1Vw

>>24254968

>>24189760

>>21550049
It can mean a variety of things. A common use case would be to use your own LINK as borrowed capital for use with LINK contracts. In the future you will be paid for allowing you to use your LINKs in financial contracts. There is a limited supply of LINK. Not everyone will be able to get it when it reaches full adoption into smart contracts.

Even if LINK reaches 1,000,000,000 USD per LINK. I am still never selling.

>January 2018
>Convert one BTC to Links for the lulz
>Be me today
>100k LINKS
>FINALLY FUCKING DID IT. REACHED MY ENDGAME. $2 MIL RETIRE SAIL OFF TO THE SUNSET
>sell my Links
>Buy new computer. Pay off debts. Still $1.5 mil after tax
>...
>....
>*Chirp chirp chirp*
>...
>Rebuy LINK with my leftover money

Yea...didn't think it's be like this.

>>21371116
this is what's so fucking insane dude

If I made these gains in stocks and shared it with people, WOW IM A FUCKING GENIUS

annual ROI of over 100% in the past 5 years? HUH? is that even fucking possible when portfolio managers of billions of dollars make 5% ROI and take home $50 million in bonuses?

Do you guys truly fathom how insane the gains on Chainlink has been vs. ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY? That BTC , ETH, and 200 different alt coins have had returns that can only come close to being rivalled by AMZN, GOOG, APPL, etc. ...

people's minds...cannot even comprehend it. ive done the research. i have the credentials. and nothing even comes CLOSE.

Speaking of nostalgia, here's an actual work of art you guys might've missed, made by an oldfag
1/4

A:Sure i'll help, I need to find a lot of these tokens.
B:Isn't there something else I can do thats less dirty?
C:Can you tell me what the Singularity is? [SELECTED]

Sewer worker responds "Simply put, the singularity is a hypothetical point in time at which sensor readings and blockchain data growth becomes so uncontrollably and irreversibly accurate it results in unforeseeable changes to the universe."

Your character shrugs and responds "Wow, okay that makes sense" "I think i'll go kill some of those sewer rats"

You slowly proceed with the mission painstakingly "cleaning" the water by button mashing and killing overly cliche RPG sewer rats"
YOU RECEIVE: 10 LINK TOKENS

You grow tired of the sewer, the rats and this vague, pseudo techno RPG. You suddenly panic hoping that you can get your $60 in steambucks back. Since you've only played for 15 minutes. You rush to open a ticket for a refund. An error message is displayed "We're sorry Anon, you cannot return ChainLink because your trial period has expired." "WHAT?! NO?! I... We... had just logged into the game, this is total bullshit." You glance over to see the played time clock. "HUH?" the clock displays "Time Played 928 days 14 hours"

You rub your bloodshot eyes, you are bewildered and mentally exhausted from another pointless night of gaming. The rage quickly boils and you jump over to the games review section and haphazardly write out this review :

It was an easy choice. I quickly selected "NEET" class anxious to get in the game, but it took 10 minutes just to load. "No regrets" I said to myself. I entered the world in a dark alley behind a blue and white McDonalds. It is just past midnight, a light rain in the air, and faint traffic can be heard in the distance. "It's a smart city" they told me. I survey my surroundings to see what is so different. Immediately I notice dozens of weather devices on every telephone pole. Wind meters, rain buckets, thermometers, barometers, hygrometers. There were even 7 day forecasters attached every few meters; flickering along the length of the entire street. My gaze was interrupted by a large shadow that emerged through the window of the McDonalds. Intrigued I entered the side door of the restaurant. The first thing I noticed as I entered is that i'm standing directly in front of a restroom door that says "All Gender Restroom". The door from the restroom suddenly swings open violently and a large man lunges towards me.

The man stumbled and I immediately evaded him by rolling a 10. At least thats what I thought. But the server wasn't responding. I received an error message "rand() smart contract node not responding". I tried rolling again and again receiving the same messages. The man who had to be at least 500 pounds had me cornered. "THE NODES, THE NODES, THEY STOPPED Broadcasting!" He stuttered. "Because of this the thermometers in the kitchen... they, they have been sending out burgers with...raw meat". He paused to scratch his exposed belly. "I need you to get in the kitchen to setup a node" "But you'll need to find 1,000 Link Tokens first"

Response
A:"Wait, slow down. What is a Link Token and why do I need them?" [SELECTED]
B:"Why can't you cook them yourself?
C:"Get out of my way Fatso" (Roll to run away)

..Continued

A next generation meme was posted this morning, about LINK nonetheless, and all you stinkies ignored it.

It was brilliant, I am posting it again. Will post every 15 minutes so you all have time to digest the material.

It's unreal how the LINK meme machine only grows stronger through the years. At this rate it really will be a religion by 2050.