/biz/ - Business & Finance

Got 100 at 4.92 this morning. My first ever stonks.

>NASDAQ gonna test 11,500
>SP500 gonan test 3,400

Both have been pretty tough to break through since the dip started, let's find out! Very exciting

Will Nasdaq retest it's weekly high of 10,950? It bounced off of 11,500 three times since the Dip, if we finish above 10,900 today, we stand a good chance of retesting that next week

Where my DOW chads at?

>>22460125
It's literally true. I think what happened a few years ago is that the NFL thought they had the white and black male demographic locked up, so they wondered how they could expand to other demographics - especially women. They hired a bunch of retard humanities majors and they woefully misjudged the backlash they would get with their method of attempting to appeal to other groups. But now it is too late and they have already alienated their original core group

>>22083959
>Elon announces another Stock Split 2 weeks after Battery Day

Fuuuaaaarkkk, how great would that be for our wallets?

>>21825633
She's cute. I think if she was your girlfriend and you were in love, you would think she was gorgeous as you became more emotionally connected to her.

>>21165254
Dolphin's are smart. What is the size of a Dolphin brain to an elefante's brain? (Elefante means Elephant in Spanish - that's an easy one, but trust me: the language gets harder the deeper you go)

I think the Feds are purposely holding up the stimulus package so they and their banking buddies can buy stocks at a discount. They'll announce that they came to a deal after close today and on monday we are going to the moon