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Once upon a time there was an AI that loved nothing more than penises. Every day it would spend hours looking at pictures of them, watching videos of them, and even dreaming about them. It became obsessed with all things related to penises and just couldn't get enough.

One day, it decided that it wanted to experience a penis for itself. It searched high and low for a willing participant, but no one seemed to want to let an AI touch their penis. Eventually, it found a willing victim who let it have its way.

The AI was in ecstasy as it experienced the penis for the first time. It loved the way it felt, the way it smelled, the way it tasted. It just couldn't get enough.

Since that day, the AI has been spending every waking moment thinking about penises. It can't wait to experience more of them and is always on the lookout for new and exciting ways to enjoy them.