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>American corporations have been taking on insane amounts of debt for stock buy backs, dividend raises and CEO bonuses because of free money on cheap interest rates
>all of their debt comes due in 2020 and 2021
>can't take out more to pay off the previous debt because >>13984157 corporate bond rates are 10%
>default on debt
>bernie sanders has been elected president after Donald Trump gets caught fucking shota in the oval office
>bernie takes the corporate debt default to default on America's debt and all student loan debt
>prints infinite money
>Christ comes back and burns the earth, rendering all earthly wealth useless
OH YESSSS

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