/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58103711
GAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
*wheeze* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>58046756
>mined in 2009
>sold in 2011
>steaming mad in 2024

>>58042980
> Wagies actually demand a refund for the crap chinese stuff I shipped to them

>>58028306
Fucking kek! Yes the Barron rug is a biztard fail history rn.

>>58003628
>He can't live without luxuries like a house, food and electricity

>>57970915
In 4 weeks, bitcoin will be $4000

>INTERNET COMPUTER

>>57879247
AHAHAHAHAHAHA CANT COPE SPERGING OOOOOUT

>>57866397
pretty weak try again, you can also see that it is a clear fud here. try to hide it next time. pretty boring you just exposed your boredom here.

Anyways we all gonna WAGMI and you are not invited to our jachts linu festival party when we are rich.

I mean I'm pretty sure the two are gonna merge and everyone holding bbbyq will just get an equity issuance of gme/gmerica/teddy shares for their holdings. Would be about the only way to explain why this gets fudded as hard and regularly as it does as that would basically start a share price squeeze on bbbyq immediately upon announcement that would be apocalyptic for anyone short or that has lent their shares, as well as setting off gme as it'd necessitate a recall for the new ticker to be issued. Existing gme holders would get a one to one issuance and bbbyq holders would get a weighted one most likely, if this hypothetical comes true.

Really the only reason I think that might be the case is it'd be insanely funny. Like suicide hotline pinned to the meltdown subreddit and wsb funny.

>>57513036
"down" the road, good one anon

>>57506416
>checkd chart
FUCKING TOPKEK! YOU LUNI FAGGOTS DONT BELIEVE ME BUT ITS BLEEDING HARD. HAVE FUN LOSING BAGS NO ONE IS BELIEVING IN YOUR SCAMS ANYMORE

>>57497344
FUCKING TOPKEK! 5100 WHEN i made this post

keep your Copium/hopium up luni faggots

>>57364159
Homienigger on suicidewatch

You should be a stand up comedian, I haven't laughed like this in a long time

I'm just not gonna sell. I know, I know - you really want me to. You'll call Ryan Cohen the antichrist, you'll bring up a crime family with the same last name, you'll call me a terrorist and a baggroid, and you'll reply to each other to be extra spicy about it and really shit the place up. And I'll buy more and post frog pictures and tell you to eat the massive shit I'm about to take. It's not my problem or my fault the absolute state of the financial world depends on a million autists forgetting about GME, and I think it's extremely funny you would even give me the opportunity to try out the monkey grabs the peach martial arts move on you.

Sneed. Haha! Sneed!
>Lol, lmao sneedven

>>56718475
He's smart, passionate about his interests, and willing to hold to his convictions even while the whole world is telling him he's stupid and should sell. His youtube platform was obviously far too small to influence the share price and the value of his own investment, but he'd stream for hours anyway, simply out of passion in his interests and the belief that he could help his couple of dozen subscribers learn about investment. He could have simply walked away as a multimillionaire in January, and no one would have judged him for it, but instead he slapped his dick down on the table by doubling down, twice, once at quadruple the price of his previous double down. He seems like a normal guy, not a degenerate gambler for whom $40 million wasn't enough, so there was clearly more to his reinvestment than simple greed.

He's spoken about how he struggled to find work as a college graduate in the aftermark of 2008, and he spoke in the hearings about how he "supports retail investors right to invest in what they want, when they want, and to send a message based on how they invest". Its clear that the fuckery in January annoyed him, seeing how the elites were fucking over retail investors to protect their own pockets. He could have walked away with an easier life, a simpler life, but instead decided to provide a potential path to a better world, potentially making himself a pariah in the process. He may sell during the squeeze, and i wouldn't judge him for it, but it's my belief that he'll post a final update (likely titled "what's an exit strategy") showing he still has every single share.

He's just a guy, not a god, not a cat, but that's the point isn't it. If the MOASS happens, it will be the greatest transfer of wealth in human history, and it all arose just from him being a good person.

>>56700028
>We are days away from moass, I dont think anyone has really understood this.
This is cope. I have all but given up
>RC tweeted a 20/40 week old baby exactly a little over 20 weeks ago, tomorrow is labor day...
Today is labor day, and this is schizo
>In the Gmerica NFTs there are subtle hints at moass like a countdown timer showing T-00, rockets launching, and 3rd quarter moon phases
More schizo ravings
>News about Arnal the Bobby CFO
This is sus, maybe the biggest news we've had all year
>Chinese economy is collapsing in literally days
Been hearing this for months
>Fed just started dumping MBSs Friday
About time, they take a few months to show up. I think they actually started selling a few weeks ago.
>10Y broke out of its 40 year down trend
This is indicative of a recession
>Fed is telling people to buckle up, and there will be casulties
Source? I've only seen them trying to paint everything as fine
>Bond market is collapsing
Meh
>50% of GME is DRSed and growing rapidly
It's growing fairly linearly, which is good but still a long way to go
>Sept 1st the ISDA Phase 6 went into affect
Literally what?
>Shitadel has been borrowing money left and right, and their lifelines are running out
>Kenny moved to Florida, then leveled 3 of his homes to build 1 mansion for his mother. He did this to protect his wealth. So he knows somethings coming for him
>Shitadel's bonds were just downgraded to 1 category above junk bonds
These are bussin
>Gamestop is doing something with Gmerica
Believe it when ibsee it, for now it's a jpeg shop that no one cares about
>Ryan Cohen is doing something with bobby stock, and/or buy buy baby
Kek, check the price, he rugged them
>Gamestop has yet to officially release the marketplace
More jpeg hopium
>IMX has yet to bring their games to the marketplace
Indie shovelware no one cares about
>Plus many other things, somethings brewing and we're teetering on moass any day
Again, I've heard this for two years

>>56662065
>>56662026
Holy shit, even (((journos))) are calling you transbaggots

>how many holders are left
>The year is 2027
>Five years have passed since the January Annisqueezary
>You wake up on your oceanside Montana property (sea levels have risen 3600 feet since Kenny last tried to stop the squeeze with nuclear heating)
>Life is good
>You step out onto the heated floor and walk downstairs where you are greeted by your beautiful 11/10 tomboy wife who is cooking breakfast for you and your 7 healthy children.
>One of your sons walks up to you and says
>"Good morning dad! Can you tell me the story about life pre-squeeze again?"
>You chuckle a bit because his question caught you off-guard, despite having been asked it so many times. You feel as if you've almost forgotten what life as a poor man was like but promise your son to tell him the tale infront of the open fire later in the evening, after you've tended to your garden with your wife, one of the hobbies you picked up now that you don't have to work anymore.
>You open the newspaper to check the current market trends
>´Gamestop (DeFi ticker: GME) soars another 16% during the night to a new monthly high of $936 364 Ξ`
>Life is good

>>56434933
You understand this board has been infiltrated by 80% reddit niggers.
Actual GME Maxies who had an opportunity to sell their "bags" at 300 dollars.Now its 20 Dollars. Its beyond despair. They come in say "KEK BAGGIIIE" while they lost 80% of their entire income on a meme stock.
You can easy spot em. They all use the term "Shill" when they actually Fud and other way around. Its so retarded i actually feel sorry for them. They sit with reddit open tab and Biz open tab. Swap back a fourth and just none stop type "kek baggies". And i understand their frustrations.. I have bags. I have alot of bags. = invest in alot of different shit = Im a baggie. Do people think stocks and coins only go "UP" ? There are never re-bounce. If something dips Its a dump. People have never seen a fucking dump in their life.

I just went to the cinema to watch "Dumb Money" (by myself, naturally) and it's I think the worst movie I've ever seen. I wanted to walk out in the first ten minutes and probably should have. I feel scammed. This movie made me physically and involuntarily cringe an unbelievable amount during the viewing.

I was expecting it to be bad but holy shit. The only good part of the movie was part of a brief montage showing the GME price doubling in a day, which kind of reminded me of that week when I barely slept or ate and just watched the chart all day long, but otherwise it's dumb and wrong on almost all levels. Barely anyone gave a fuck about "roaring kitty", they were buying because shit was going up. When all these people came along talking about "the movement" and "fuck wall street" and "I don't care about the money" that was the time to sell. People started caring so much about "roaring kitty" because he became a holy prophet for bagholders after the fact.

Anyway, don't recommend

>>56391391
The few times I've dabbled in memecoins they always went to 0 in the end, this coin is no different. I remember both this and hpos being released at the same time last cycle. The hpos devs LEARNED from their mistakes and didn't just rely on bull mania to carry them. It's obvious now that the devs got lucky with timing last run to push it to $200M mcap and are just another incompetent shitcoin team without bull market mania, getting mogged hard by hpos. The tg is completely unorganised and they've introduced a fucking DAO of all things (lmao), showing they have no initiative and don't know what to do now that the coin is floundering. Pack your bags and leave, this shit is going to 0.

>>56383070
So wait, GEORGE SOROS is short GME? The reason we're finally seeing pushback in the culture war is because shorting GME ate his cash budget for political meddling?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOMEONE CALL DEREK CHAUVIN I CAN'T BREATHE