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>you will never get to cuddle and spoon with Lyn Alden for days on end

Today my coworker didnt stop talking about his problems
Telling me stuff like his daughter got a genetic chromosome defect or something, nearly cried me a river.
Uhhh anon its hard anon uhhh daughter got donkey chromosomes uhh anon.

Telling me his son got ADHD and his wife is on the edge of collapsing due to family problems and jobwise.

Holy fuck do i look like i give any fuck you genetic dead end mongoloid piece of betashit?
Cry me a river , im only here to do my hourly and not listen to your stupid family stories or your probably incest daughter or your dad or uncle passing or your son probably being breed by your brother smhw

Why are normies like that?
Cant cope with this wagecuckery anymore and now i have to play fkign psychologist for a probably hidden incest breeding genetic failure

Im thinking about calling in sick for 2 weeks so i get put to another directory

Guys i need to escape the cuckery , are 1k$ after tax in dividend enough to make it?

Thinking of making a YouTube crypto channel but for security reasons, I don't like showing the world I have crypto.
Would you do it?

>>24148216
Seem a little unhealthy, do you need someone to talk to

>>24124909
>8.2x5.6
You're calculating it wrongly. Your adjusted penis length can be calculated by the formula [(length x diameter) + (Weight / Girth)] / Angle of Tip 2.
I decided to test this out using three hypothetical penis sizes. I kept the Angle of the tip constant, since realistically nobody would measure that (although I doubt very many would measure weight either).
Person A:
L = 6in, D = 2in, W = 4,500g, G = 3in, T = 20 degrees
Using these values, I got that Person A's adjusted penis size is 3.78 inches.
Person B:
L = 5in, D = 1.5in, W = 4,300g, G = 2in, T = 20 degrees
Person B's adjusted penis length is 5.39 inches.
Person C:
L = 4.4in, D = 1in, W = 4,500g, G = 1.5in, T = 20 degrees
Person C's adjusted penis length is 7.51 inches.
As you can see, each person's Length, Diameter, and Girth went down, the angle of the tip was constant, and the weight was almost constant, yet the adjusted penis size went up.

Without posting panicky pink wojacks, what do you realistically see happening to the crpyto market after the shit show this week?