/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57620534
$45 per share would make me a millionaire

I can't wait to get new equity while the short baggies get fucked

The baggies are apparently self-aware enough to recognize that their """due diligence""" about meme stock is pure mental illness, due to frequent "joking" mentions of schizophrenia accompanying the post
however, they don't seem to actually change their behavior based on this evaluation
I've seen people in my life that behave like that, it's all class jokers that recognize that people laugh not WITH them but AT them. After the high school they apparently get the shittiest jobs and lead the worst life since they don't have neither will nor self-respect
you guys are sad to observe

old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xoetf0/i_have_a_theory_that_when_archegos_blew_up_they/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
>reddit schizo theorize that Bill Hwang was /ourguy/ and died for our sin
>checked profile, dude actually wrote a couple of decent DD
>mfw I'm going to need therapy after all the MOASS's happenings

>>56720245
Thank you blessed Baker.


I don't think most people understand why Reddit was calling this an infinity squeeze, it wasn't a joke. If this shit was all computerized, the computers would just never sell, because shorting sets you up for infinite losses, but the amount of shares shorted as UNGODLY, this shit can hit INSANELY high numbers and even if you have people doubting or selling early, there gonna fuckin rope when they see it hit 10x what they jumped ship at. There's still just a STUPID number of shares out there that are locked, you got institutions, you got idealists like DFV, you got poors with only X shares holding for insane make it #'s, you got infinity pool fags, dead locked accounts, MIA accounts.

It's a big what-if scenario, but outside of complete bankruptcy and government entities stepping in, this shit could hit numbers that make every stock trade in existence look like a fucking joke.

My dream is to wake up and have my family calling me asking "what's going on with gamestop??". I wanna look at the news and see the stupid reporters announce that MEME stocks are causing the entire market to crash and are creating a black hole in the market. I want to hear/see videos of hedgies jumping off buildings turning the damn pavement of WALL ST a lovely shade of iron red. I want ANONS and redditfags shitposting happily, endless trails of OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUS and green meme arrows that cause /biz/ to crash and Superstonk to lag into hell. I wanna hear people post crying tears of joy never worrying about money ever again, paying off family debts and buying their parents cars and houses. I want to hear the news complain about people just suddenly up and quitting their jobs and giving their bosses the finger because they were GME holders.

It's just a dream, but for once id love to see some financial justice and something go right with the world.

Yes mom Q3 earnings are coming up, hopefully Ryan will talk to us and announce some new cool stuff. Rumours are it has something to do with loopring (it's another cryptocurrency like bitcoin).
Ryan has also been tweeting funny hints for us to decipher. He's hinting at buying holding and DRSing so that's what we're doing. Next to that there's a riddle about 741 but I'm still trying to figure that one out.
And since I don't have a degree I'd have to work for a minimum wage but my internet friends would make fun of me being a wagie and I won't be able to watch the markets, read DD (it means deep dive for when you research a stock) and post on the forums as much.
Did you read the pdf I sent you and dad?
No? Oh well, that's the newest gmeDD.com report in which they state that in the worst case my GME shares will be worth 304 dollars each and in the good case 1069 dollars, but that's only for the fundamentals. When the squeeze happens I will get millions per share so it doesn't really make sense to get a job.

Love you, anon

P.S. Please do any Christmas shopping for me at GameStop

Making a sick gme saga related house mix. Won’t be on plebbit or no gay shit. Would appreciate tid bits, lines or refrains from anons that have stayed with you and may potentially have a fun musical quality to them. Things that could be vo/dubbed over like “ken griffin you have 1yil” “do baggies really?” “This short position aint bussin no mo” etc.

>>56434705
GME is a brand whose actual activities have been dying for a very long time now, and the only reason the stock got hyped was purely because of market conditions.
Chainlink's activities on the other hand have blown up in the past two years, and are set to absolutely explode into mainstream finance.

In short, you're retarded.

>>56425642
Chainlink and gamercoin are what I DCA into the most since July 2020. They are also fudded more than anything else on this board. I almost picked up a bag of xrp but it didn't take much reading into to come to a conclusion that xrp is a dead end project.
GME is both a good value and MOASS play, LINK is the most undervalued project in the world. I plan on using some moass gains to increase my link stack
dr;ns

>>55552559
>DAYS away
That would be wonderful timing that's for sure

All this vidya talk is making me long for the day when I can quit my job and have all the time to play games and be able to get absorbed like I used to. Aside from weekends there just isn't a whole lot of time to sit down and get deep into a video game. There are a lot of games I want to replay too. Just let me play my vidya already.

>>54686929
That would be nice

I'm still hoping with all my heart that MOASS can happen before May 12 so I can quit my job and play Zelda in complete peace. If not, I can still enjoy the game and continue to hold.

I hope MOASS is next week

It would be really nice if MOASS could happen before May so I can quit my job and be able to be comfy and play the new Zelda game in complete peace.

Maybe this will be the final weekend of being poor. Wouldn't that be nice.

>>51139451
That would be fun.

The perfect karmic demise for Ken Griffin must involve a bedpost. I can only hope.

Getting excited for the upcoming week. I anticipate many shenanigans to occur.

Comfy and waiting for the split

>>49829508
The day amsneed rugs is going to be so damn satisfying

Once I secure my post MOASS mansion, I'm going to get a giant portrait of RC and mount it over my fireplace.

>>49393268
>Peak comfy will be when they price out fomo and we’re trading at 10k or something.
I can't wait to browse /smg/ and the amsneed subreddit when that happens.

>>49267999
>It's gonna be a good day isn't it?
Digits confirm