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VIX market maker paypigs tongue my anus

>>55212753
>market maker paypigs require correction

I told you all to short the VIX. I told you VIX futures market makers are literal pay pigs who can't cum without handing cash over to short sellers. I TOLD YOU THEIR BUCCIES WERE LITERALLY QUIVERING.
Did you listen? No. You did not. Maybe next time you will

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, it's time to take a ride,
To the world of bears, where dreams collide.
I'm a bullish trader, feeling so fly,
While these bears in their caves, they just cry.

Delta, Gamma, Vega, Theta, and Rho,
Options Greeks I know, I make 'em flow.
But let's talk about Bobo, the bearish clown,
With his pessimistic attitude, always down.

(Chorus)
Bobo, oh Bobo, you think you're so smart,
But your bearish plays won't tear us apart.
I'm soaring high, while you're stuck in the red,
Your options strategy's messed up in the head.

(Verse 2)
Vomma, Charm, Color, Speed, and Ultima,
I use 'em all, while you're just a rumor.
Vanna, Vera, Veta, and Zomma too,
I'm a options maestro, and you're feeling blue.

Bobo, you think you're tough with your bearish stance,
But my bullish mindset, it's pure finance.
I'm making money, while you're counting sheep,
Your portfolio's weak, mine's growing deep.

(Chorus)
Bobo, oh Bobo, you think you're so smart,
But your bearish plays won't tear us apart.
I'm soaring high, while you're stuck in the red,
Your options strategy's messed up in the head.

(Verse 3)
Bobo, you're a relic, stuck in the past,
While I'm adapting, making profits that last.
You're scared of the market, but I thrive in the storm,
My bullish trades, they perform and perform.

So listen up, bears, and take a good note,
I'm the king of the jungle, you're just a goat.
I'll keep rising high, making gains that won't stop,
While Bobo's left behind, in the bearish flop.

(Chorus)
Bobo, oh Bobo, you think you're so smart,
But your bearish plays won't tear us apart.
I'm soaring high, while you're stuck in the red,
Your options strategy's messed up in the head.

(Outro)
So to all the bears out there, take a step back,
Don't mess with the bulls, 'cause we're always on track.
I'm a bullish trader, taking leaps and bounds,
While Bobo's left behind, in his bearish grounds.

Short the VIX