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If I sold that blue hexagon piece of shit at $50 I could have moved to Miami with the money I would’ve saved.
>inb4 Miami is shit

Club’s over guys. I learned a lot about reading girls at the club. Sometimes they’re looking for guys who have the balls to pursue them but at the same time you can’t be a creep. It’s a thin line but I guess that’s what makes it fun. I got cucked out of like 3 clubfus cause I was too pussy to commit to them.
One part was kinda weird. There’s this girl with a nice ass who danced right in front of me for a few songs. I was drunk/dude weed lmao (don’t worry I don’t smoke at all) so it might have been that but I got the feeling that she was measuring my masculinity through dance. I thought I conquered her but then she shooed me away after a while so I might have just been being a creep instead if it being some unspoken test. There were a couple of girls who were cool but I didn’t further the convo. I guess Ill do that more next time.

I haven’t seen my work waifu in two weeks. Also she’s dating another guy. God I want her to sit on my face bros. She’s so smart.

Employers should offer SEX as a benefit.

>>50252885
We’re in the middle of a male loneliness epidemic perpetrated by a sharp rise in female mate selectivity due to the invention of social media and smartphones.

How do I get a punishment handjob from one of my cute female bosses?

What kind of mental illness is it when someone smokes weed all day, had a schizo episode, says they won’t smoke again but repeats the process anyway, never cleans up after themselves, lies compulsively, takes people’s stuff without permission, and doesn’t seem to understand cause and effect?

>>50133062
I don’t talk like that.

I can’t beat the King Dice levels in Cuphead.