/biz/ - Business & Finance

The boomers will all invest in BTC ETFs. BTC will naturally pamp massively and we'll all feel rich. Then the cyber pandemic will start. The banks will get hacked and Russia will be blamed for stealing all the BTC. Then the boomers will cry for government to help but the response will be "sorry we can't do anything because we don't control the BTC blockchain." So in the aftermath BTC will be banned, since Russia stole all of them. We'll be introduced to FedCoin, the new CBDC, where next time a disaster like this happens the Government will be able to do something. Isn't that nice?

I just can't get back to normal /biz/.

After the Bullrun of 2017 that I was full involved in, I turned 1.7k into 50k. I can't stand these mini gains on crypto and even weed stocks. The biggest memes of them all.

Housing keeps going up in my area. Seems like that's the only meme that is working right now. Glad I bought a house, but where is the next meme at?

Meme stocks are mooning. HQY, NTX, TWTR, MSFT, APPL, ect are all going up amazingly in gramps percentages. But none of my assets except housing.

Please /biz/, inspire me. No shills. An honest opinion.

I swear to my Lord and savior that if I have to wage cuck one more year at this job, I'm ending it.

>>9386582
Getting rich is only one of my goals that would be nice but there are more important things in life such as lifting big heavy weights, watching anime and fucking women, i suppose if i make it with crypto i can pay child support for all my bastards comfortably

>>9276358
Welcome to crypto faggot

>>9221935
DIMCOIN is gonna hit $0.25 in June

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>>7569756
Zero-Ex

>>7297742
Hey Clif

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