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aaannnnnddd the thread gets slid back to namefag talk. I hope you didn't install any Citadel sanctioned software on any of your devices. The probe is wrapping up. I think you'll be fine if you're just a retail investor who got suckered into shorting a company with no debt and 1 billion in cash. You can probably claim mental retardation and get community service.